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Halloween Costume Plans

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I’ll be the kind of super hero that smashes the shit out of cars that take up two spots. I need a name.[/quote]

The Suburban Revenger.

I remember one guy in the RMP forum had a cool Kratos constume. I’d have to do some heavy waxing. Maybe drop 20 pounds.

I’m torn between two outfits:

  1. Date rape. I did this one a few years ago It’s basically a school girl outfit, torn and bloodied and a shit load of bruises. I may or may not leave out the trickle of blood going down my inner thigh. Good times.

  2. Domestic Violence. A dress, an apron and a black eye.

They both have a high potential to offend. decisions. decisions.

I’m going to be a zombie, original. no?

You’ll see…


went against the Killer Klown one, mainly because of money right now.

though I bought this mask for $45, and I’m looking for a Renaissance robe to wear with it, but that might end up costing the same as the Killer Klown one :frowning:

here’s one of the robes I’m thinking of wearing with it

i like it!

im going as michael jackson

i don’t like it

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
I’m torn between two outfits:

  1. Date rape. I did this one a few years ago It’s basically a school girl outfit, torn and bloodied and a shit load of bruises. I may or may not leave out the trickle of blood going down my inner thigh. Good times.

  2. Domestic Violence. A dress, an apron and a black eye.

They both have a high potential to offend. decisions. decisions. [/quote]

#1, with bloody happy trail.

I want to go as Terry Bernadino/Jasperman from Reno 911, but I need to hunt down some roller- skates.

This one is really cool!

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Last year I was at a club party, and the guy that won was a “one night stand”. He was a lamp with a “table” around his waist and on the table was condoms, lube, an ashtray, and a porno box or something like that. It was pretty good.

The best costume I ever did was a “freudian slip” I wore a woman’s slip with a bunch of freudian terms written all over it ( I was sure to write “penis envy” right over my junk) It was pretty cool - I went home with a hot cowgirl.[/quote]

That is some clever sh*t.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
ZJStrope wrote:
I’m going as some fucked up Goofy (I’m not sure if I want to be crazy, a drug addict, jacked up, or just plain ol’ goofy) and my girlfriend is going as a slutty ass Minnie Mouse. Nothin like bonin your “best friends” girl hahaha

EDIT: Or maybe Donald Duck. I’m not sure which one would be funnier.

Donald Duck but only if you can do the voice well and keep it up all night.

“…keep it up all night.” Good luck.

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I’ve been thinking some kind of super hero involving my black singlet, royal blue lever belt, red knee high boots and my new blue sledgehammer. I still need tights and a shirt. My kids say I can’t go with them if I wear it though.

I’ll be the kind of super hero that smashes the shit out of cars that take up two spots. I need a name.[/quote]

How about The Sweeper?


A group of my friends and i are going as the A-Team -> I will be B.A. Baracus in all his glory… when in doubt, retro television

my buddy and i are going as the army of two.

yeah we’ve already jacked all the tac gear and are getting his gf to sew us black cloth ‘pouches’ to cover up the acu on the armor.


and here are the masks.

woot!

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I’ve been thinking some kind of super hero involving my black singlet, royal blue lever belt, red knee high boots and my new blue sledgehammer. I still need tights and a shirt. My kids say I can’t go with them if I wear it though.

I’ll be the kind of super hero that smashes the shit out of cars that take up two spots. I need a name.[/quote]

How about The Sweeper?

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
This one is really cool! [/quote]

It is, but spawn is way more jacked than that!