I pretty much never do Halloween parties, but this year I am. I want to do something funny but simple. I hate the costumes that are so damned complicated that one must inquire as to wtf it is.
I am thinking a Barry Bonds uniform with some syringes sticking out of my @ss and thighs. Now, everyone is retarded and will ask why they aren’t sticking out of my arms. Thus, I will also carry a bat.