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Halloween Costume Ideas

I pretty much never do Halloween parties, but this year I am. I want to do something funny but simple. I hate the costumes that are so damned complicated that one must inquire as to wtf it is.

I am thinking a Barry Bonds uniform with some syringes sticking out of my @ss and thighs. Now, everyone is retarded and will ask why they aren’t sticking out of my arms. Thus, I will also carry a bat.

IDEAS?

Bastard

My favorite costume was a Rodeo Clown .You can say anything you want and get away with it.