Half a Ton Man

How fat is too fat?

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At what point do you say, “you know what, enough is enough…I need to lose weight.” I would have thought that 500lbs would be enough, but I wasn’t even half right.

Too fat is when you can’t have intercourse anymore, that’s when you are too fat.

too fat is when the solar system’s orbit is thrown off axis and the moon collides into the pacific because mcdonalds served their one trillionth customer.

For Christ sakes! How the hell can it cost millions to help this guy. Health care in the US if fucked up. Give me a god damn break. Millions to help the guy lose weight. That bullshit! Just my thoughts.