Well, fellows, I will be moving to Providence, RI, possibly as soon as one month from today. I’ll be living on the East Side, near the Whole Foods, but I’ve been having one hell of a time finding a good gym in Providence. I know, I just know, that Golds Gym isn’t the best this little city has to offer. Surely, one of my fellow citizens of Testosterone Nation can point me in the direction of a gym that values enormous chains over ellipticals, a place that won’t even try to keep the chalk out, the kind of place where the radio is NEVER set to mid-90s ‘Easy Listening.’
I probably can’t find them on Google because they’re too busy checking out Iron Woody to update their location. So c’mon, gang, don’t make me go to a commercial gym!