Okay, so I’m at this health center in OK working out with my new girl. I’m working my chest and doing incline press with 120 lbs dumbbells (I know some light weight but I?m working on it, 4x8). There is plenty of room but I still move off to the side.
I’m on my third set and this ass walks right next to me and bumps my right arm… WTF!! Are you kidding me?! The weight hits me in the face and I throw it to the floor. All I can see is red. I want blood. I want to kill this guy, I want to throw him against the wall and rip him apart? Lucky for this guy there is a really pretty girl that grabs me and starts kissing me.
Seriously, what ever happened to the gym room respect? WHEN SOMEONE IS LIFTING STAND CLEAR AND WAIT! The most you?re going to lose is a few seconds.
CAN we cut out the dirty looks while we are at it? It normally gives me more motivation, but recently I have just been wanting to walk up to you and ask if I can help you or if you want a picture?
What is that about, we are all her to better our selves, we share the similar goals (look like Arnold, maybe bigger legs, and lift like The worlds strongest man), to not be the fat ass who does nothing but dream.
ALSO, do you have to grunt with every lift…? REALLY, once or twice when you?re going really heavy, okay, but every lift every time?! I don?t know if I should come spot you or bring in a bucket so you can finish crapping yourself.
Okay I feel a little better, oh and guy who was at the gym, if I ever see you again, I?m ripping your eyes out and I?m going to skull F*** you till you DIE!