Anyone know any cheezy bodybuilding pick up lines, lines you can only use in the gym. For example:
-Excuse me, can you spot me? because I couldnt help but spot you, when you walked in.
-You got tickets? She responds, “tickets to what?” (while flexing your biceps), say “to the gun show”
-I know milk does a body good, "but damn girl how much milk you drinking?
this one I made up myself…and yes its pretty sad…
Ask, do you like snakes? her reponse is usually no. Then you flex and say, “not even these pythons?” If she says yes, then you say “How about these pythons?”
Please feel free to add to the list:
I know there’s more out there…come on get creative!
Damn, you took my band-aid and needle and thread ones. The only one I got is, “I can’t wear long sleeves because I don’t have a concealed carry license for these guns.”
Im not looking to really pick up chicks, I am engaged, and Im a personal trainer in my gym, so thats out of the question I have never used a cheezy pick up line and never will, I just thought it would be cool to read some new funny lines. I have a new one…though…
Just call me dictionary, because I got DEFINITION!!