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Guy with a Torn Labia


#1

This conversation occured this morning at about 5:35am, it made my whole day.

I show up at the gym and one of the regulars is there with his arm in a sling, you could tell he was waiting for someone to ask what happened, so I bite. He's a nice enough guy but will talk your ear off, and is one of those guys who benches in the Smith with wrist straps and half reps.

Me: Hey, what did you do to your arm.

Him: Dude, I was benching yesterday, getting like 315, then I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder. It bothered me all day so I finally got in to see the doctor and he took an X-ray and said it is probably a torn labia.

Me: A torn Labia, you sure he didnt say labrum?

Him: No, he said torn Labia, he said it is a pretty common bench press injury. He wants to do an MRI to make sure though.

Me: Man, I bet that hurts like hell.

Him: Its not to bad now just a little sore and stiff.

Me: Oh man, I can see how a torn labia would feel stiff. I think I may have torn a labia or two when I was in college, never checked it out though.

Him: Yea, you might have, the doctor says it happens alot and people dont even know it.

Me: I dont know man, if you tear a labia its gotta hurt pretty bad, I think you would know.

Him: Yea, I know I felt it.

Me: Well, I gotta get started. Take it easy and do what the doctor says, make sure you let that Labia heal before you hit it again.

I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing this whole time. He was totally serious about the whole thing.


#2

Did he also tell you about his strained mammary glands?


#3

haha


#4

man i was ready to cringe while reading your post, but that's actually kind of funny. i think the doc had something else on his mind? hahahah


#5

LOL!


#6

LMAO


#7

That's pretty fuckin' funny!

LR


#8

lmfao really i think i even peed alittle thats made my day to


#9

ROFLMAO

yea I'm at the check in desk at my gym where I work and I read that

i busted out laughin

like I needed another reason to make people think I'm insane


#10

That just made my morning HAHA !


#11

LOL that just made my morning.

Wish I could put that into a "quote" in my sig block at my work e-mail, but I'd be fired for it. Damn that funny!


#12

This thread was funnier and stirred more curiosity before the mods changed it from "Torn Labia".


#13

A torn labia? Ouch! haha


#14

Haha! Spectacular. I think I know this guy! ^^

I once had a receptionist who thought that cervical strain was....well you can figure it out.


#15

Is this at all related to a busted canooter valve?


#16

hahaha!! I wouldn't have been able to bite my tongue! I woulda said something


#17

What a pussy.


#18

This thread is making my ovaries hurt.


#19

Good thing he didn't tear any ligaments in his rotator clit.


#20

This actually reminds me of a friend who recently explained how he was going in to have surgery on his rotating cup.