Growing Up Fat and Ugly

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I not only grew up fat and ugly but am now staying fat and ugly.[/quote]

I think you’re handsome. That’s a word nobody uses anymore.[/quote]

I always wondered… what the hell does it mean when someone calls a woman handsome? It almost sounds like a backhanded compliment.[/quote]

It is. It usually means a woman who could look like a man if she grew a mustache.

Think Mariah Shriver.

She’s so…handsome.

Almost makes me glad I ACTUALLY grew up fat and ugly.

I have very supportive parents, I guess I should be thankful.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I not only grew up fat and ugly but am now staying fat and ugly.[/quote]

I think you’re handsome. That’s a word nobody uses anymore.[/quote]

definitely not when referring to Nards

:)[/quote]

Well, did they ever?

“Anymore” seems to be out of place :-)…

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I not only grew up fat and ugly but am now staying fat and ugly.[/quote]

I think you’re handsome. That’s a word nobody uses anymore.[/quote]

Buxom.

Also not wildly used.

<— Grabs his dictionary and gallops of to SAMA.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I never get this kind of criticism from my family, of course they also know how easily my feelings can be hurt so it’s possible they are treating me “delicately”.

I recommending crying uncontrollably whenever anyone criticizes you. [/quote]

The thought of you crying turns me on. :)[/quote]

Eek!
0_0

Kinky! I think.
Or just mean? :-([/quote]

This may be what he is referring to,

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
I never get this kind of criticism from my family, of course they also know how easily my feelings can be hurt so it’s possible they are treating me “delicately”.

I recommending crying uncontrollably whenever anyone criticizes you. [/quote]

The thought of you crying turns me on. :)[/quote]

Eek!
0_0

Kinky! I think.
Or just mean? :-([/quote]

This may be what he is referring to,

[/quote]

:-/

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I not only grew up fat and ugly but am now staying fat and ugly.[/quote]

I think you’re handsome. That’s a word nobody uses anymore.[/quote]

definitely not when referring to Nards

:)[/quote]

Well, did they ever?

“Anymore” seems to be out of place :-)…[/quote]

Thanks for that guys! But best of all you didn’t mention the fat part. Best leave that alone…my fragile ego can’t take much more.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
I not only grew up fat and ugly but am now staying fat and ugly.[/quote]

I think you’re handsome. That’s a word nobody uses anymore.[/quote]

definitely not when referring to Nards

:)[/quote]

Well, did they ever?

“Anymore” seems to be out of place :-)…[/quote]

Thanks for that guys! But best of all you didn’t mention the fat part. Best leave that alone…my fragile ego can’t take much more.[/quote]

I would describe you as rugged and manly.

Handsome is for boys and the wimmenz.

^^ Thanks! When you get home today there will be another storey on your house

Wait, were you talking about my avatar?

[quote]Nards wrote:
Wait, were you talking about my avatar?[/quote]

No, about the well known fact that a man must be just pretty enough for his horse not to shy from him, everything else is a luxury.

Being a complete pussy however would be another matter.

^ Pic for illustration purposes.

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

:-/[/quote]

Not implying anything.

I thought this thread would be someone talking about how he became fat and ugly with age. That would have been interesting. This is not

[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I thought this thread would be someone talking about how he became fat and ugly with age. That would have been interesting. This is not[/quote]

Ahem…my ears are burning!

[quote]biglifter wrote:
Challenge him to see who can bench more. When he refuses, commence to berate and call him a big pussy. If he ever brings up the fat subject again, reply with “at least I’m not a scared little prepubescent she-man oozing with estrogen from the planet vagitampax”, then follow-up with a nice firm bitch slap. Then do the Curly shuffle out of the room.[/quote]
X2 and 3.

Generally when people (regardless of relationship) say non-constructive negative things about anything really, and seem to be deliberately attempting to bother me (and aren’t just uninformed), I just tell them to go fuck themselves.

Looking pretty jacked here OP

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

:-/[/quote]

Not implying anything.
[/quote]

Too late. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:

:-/[/quote]

Not implying anything.
[/quote]

Too late. :stuck_out_tongue:

[/quote]

Control yourself woman!