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Growing GOP Pedophile List


If you've ever wondered why the GOP logo has three pentagrams on it...

I thought this deserved it's own thread in light of the most recent addition to a very long and consistently growing list of Republican pedophiles and degenerates. It would seem the louder one yells about God, abortion, or gays - the more likely they probably screwed a mule or a child...

Clearly this is a DEFINITE pattern given the two most recent incidents now involving high ranking members of DHS. One of them, Frank Figueroa, was actually the HEAD of a program called "Operation Predator" that targeted pedophiles! Head of the program!

It tends to make one wonder just what Homeland Security might be up to exactly...

Local Teacher's Run-In With Homeland Security Creates Insecurities
Apr 6, 2006
A local school employee said a rough run-in with a couple of Homeland Security officers has left him with a strong sense of insecurity.

Leander Pickett, a teacher's assistant at Englewood Elementary, said he was manhandled and handcuffed by two plain clothed Homeland Security officers in front of the school Tuesday for no reason at all.
"If this is Homeland Security, I think we ought to be a little afraid," Brinson said.

Porn Sting Nabs Federal Official
Apr 5, 2006
The charges against Doyle are the second involving a Homeland Security official and alleged improper sexual conduct toward a minor in Central Florida in the past six months.

In October, Tampa's newly appointed Immigration and Customs Enforcement special agent in charge, Frank Figueroa, was arrested in an Orlando shopping mall, accused of exposing himself to a teenage girl.

Details Released In Agent's Sex Case
Feb 14, 2006
TAMPA - When an Orlando mall security officer responded to a complaint about a man exposing himself to a girl in the food court, the suspect hurried out of the mall and ran through the parking lot.

The suspect was Frank Figueroa, then one of Florida's highest-ranking federal law enforcement officers and the former head of a national program formed to target child sex predators.

In her statement, the girl said Figueroa pulled up a leg of his shorts, exposed himself and masturbated for about 10 minutes. "I glanced once because he seemed very strange, and I caught a look of his penis," she said. "I was shocked, so I sat and thought of what I should do."

Agent 007 Is Now On Duty In Tampa
Oct 16, 2005
TAMPA - -- Figueroa. Frank Figueroa.

As one of the higher-ranking officials at the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Figueroa got to pick his badge number when the new agency's credentials were distributed.

His number? 007.

A sharp dresser with a fondness for gadgets, Figueroa nonetheless says he's no James Bond fan. He chose the number because it was similar to his former badge number, 777.

Figueroa is the new special agent in charge of the Tampa office of ICE, an agency created from the investigative components of Customs and the Immigration and Naturalization Service merged under the Department of Homeland Security.

Figueroa, 49, comes to Tampa from Washington, where he served Customs and ICE in several high-ranking jobs, including deputy assistant commissioner for investigations and director of intelligence operations.

"He's always picking on my lack of hair the way I pick on his height," Torres said. "I like to play pranks, and he likes to receive them."

But Torres said Figueroa is a no-nonsense manager, organized and engaged. "He's very, very dedicated," Torres said. Figueroa never orders someone to do something he wouldn't do himself, he said.

Figueroa said he misses the days on the street. "In my heart, every time our guys go out, part of me goes out," he said.

Figueroa said he believes he can bring something positive to the Tampa office. "It's all about the people," he said.

"I am here to enforce the agenda of the department. Either get on the train, or find a new one."

"Operation Predator" is a comprehensive initiative designed to protect young people from alien smugglers, human traffickers, child pornographers and other predatory criminals.

Families outraged at legislator's son's plea deal
The Arizona Republic
Apr. 2, 2006
The son of Arizona's Senate president Ken Bennett confessed that he and another counselor shoved broomsticks and flashlights into the rectums of 18 boys in at least 40 incidents at a youth camp in June.

Now Yavapai County prosecutors say they will drop all but one assault charge and likely recommend little or no jail time if 18-year-old Clifton Bennett agrees to plead guilty.
They described Bennett as an honor student and active member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, planning to go on a mission in September. "A felony conviction for assault will make his desire to complete his mission impossible," they wrote.

Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing
Alan Colmes interviews nation's highest profile radical anti-abortion activist, Neal Horsley.
May 6, 2005

Alan Colmes: "You had sex with animals?"

Neal Horsley: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

"You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

The Mule Consented
May 14, 2005
Neal Horsley returned to the Alan Colmes Radio Show Thursday night to defend his history of his, er, um, fancy of a certain mule in his pre-teen life of a "normal" farm boy.

Bush appointee Hager forced sodomy on ex-wife
May 12, 2005
According to Davis, Hager's public moralizing on sexual matters clashed with his deplorable treatment of her during their marriage. Davis alleges that between 1995 and their divorce in 2002, Hager repeatedly sodomized her without her consent.

Candidate's cross-dressing adds to GOP race in Texas (great pic)
Knight Ridder Newspapers
April 13, 2004
The Sam Walls that appears in photos wearing dresses, earrings and lipstick is not the Cleburne investor and philanthropist his supporters say they know.

Giordano Receives 37-Year Prison Sentence
June 13, 2003
WEST HARTFORD, Conn. -- Philip Giordano, the former Waterbury mayor convicted of violating the civil rights of two girls he sexually abused, has been sentenced Friday morning.

On one of the taped conversations, Giordano talks with Jones while his sons can be heard in the background playing. On another call, Giordano told her, "I want one of the little girls."

Sex Scandal Rocks Montana Town
The Washington Post
August 15, 2004
"He was incredibly benevolent," said Denise Cofer, a local activist in the Christian Coalition and a Republican candidate in the fall election for county commissioner. She said that Dasen was a reliable supporter of conservative Christian causes, such as opposition to abortion.

Investigation continues into 'Brother Stephen'
October 21, 2003
Rev. Stephen White was arrested in June after he allegedly offered $20 to a 14-year-old boy in Chester County for permission to perform oral sex on him.

Meanwhile, at Penn, the charges against White have garnered mixed reactions from students, who remember White's condemnation of gays and sexual promiscuity in his campus preaching.

Some students remember the preacher's abrasive methods and harassment of students as they passed him on campus.

Republican Robin Vanderwall Convicted of Sex Crimes
The Virginian Pilot
January 14, 2003
A third-year law student at Regent University (America's preeminent Christian university), who helped run several successful campaigns for local Republicans, was arrested Jan. 10 and charged with two counts of soliciting sex with a minor over the Internet.

Republican Sex Freaks
What would the corporate media say if a powerful Democrat wrote a novel about children having sex with animals?

Lewis Scooter Libby was until recently a very powerful Republican. He was Vice President Cheney's chief of staff until he was indicted for obstructing justice and lying to a grand jury. He also fantasizes about little girls and bears.

In his novel, "The Apprentice", Libby imagined a caged bear having sex with children.

"At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest."

The biggest conspiracy you probably never heard of... (sort of a real life version of Libby's book)
The Franklin Child Sex Ring Implicating the Reagan/Bush White House

Extreme Hypocrisy: The Sex Lives of Republicans
May 26, 2005
Take the case of Mark Grethen, a longtime GOP activist and fundraiser. He was to be honored in Washington D.C. as "Republican of the Year" - an honor bestowed upon him by Representative Tom Davis of Virginia. Only Grethen couldn't make it to the awards ceremony since he had recently been convicted of six sex crimes involving raping children. He's scheduled to be in the Deep Meadow Correctional Facility until September 25, 2024.

Convicted Republican Pedophiles (looong list)


There was a study that showed people who are most overtly homophobic also responded most sexually to gay porn.


I'd laugh at the irony if the acts weren't so deplorable and/or damaging.


Is anyone surprised by this?? It's always the moral crusaders who turn out to be the most perverted. They channel all of their self-hatred into these horrible acts.


I'm not surprised. I actually find it pretty funny considering the moral high horse the entire party was initially on. Some people build their houses on sand...but sandcastles sure are pretty.


I'd have to see a comparison between political affiliation and perversion before I'd conclude these studies were legit. It may simply be that the party in power attracts scum to its ranks.


It also says later in the study that 'anxiety' may have led to these results. Watching something disgusting may mimic the arousal effect.


The Scum has been there for years,Being an Old Dog you should know that its nothing new.


Just come out of the closet, queer.


There are examples of pedophiles from both parties. I think that the most recent high-profile guy from Homeland security, Brian Doyle, is a registered democrat, not a republican as has widely been reported.


It's the Republican "Family Values" crowd at work, the same raging A-holes who want to tell you how to raise your kids, what you can and can't look at on the internet in the privacy of your own home, bitching about Hollywood lacking morals, that only abstinence should be taught in sex ed classes, and how gays and lesbians wanting to get married will supposedly undermine heterosexual marriage.

Remember a few months ago when there were almost a dozen church burnings in Alabama? Turns out at least one of the kids was the son of a prominent local Republican politician. That was a national news story, but when they caught the kids doing the burning (and they came from good Republican homes) that news story dropped out the national news like a hot potato.

Now there's a story about some teenage (18 or 19 year old) camp counselors in Arizona who broomstick 11 to 14 year old campers... more or less sodomizing them with a broomstick or flashlight as part of a camp hazing ritual. There are 18 counts of sexual assault charges pending. Turns out that one of the ass-raping counselor's parents is the president of the Arizona state senate (a Republican, naturally) and claims his kid shouldn't be punished because the kid needs to be able to go abroad to spread the Christian faith.


I wish these hypocritical Family Values freaks would STFU with their moralizing, and concentrate on handling their own families' business.


Change your user name to 'Grow1'.


Who can argue with logic like that?


My goodness. The logic just keeps getting better.


And, it keeps getting deeper.


Thank you for an attempt to bring some sanity to this post, but it will likely be disregarded.

I will say what I have said many times before. Pedophiles are the worst form of evil, and they should get the worst form of punishment. To prey on a child - absolutely sickening. If someone needs to push the button to let the gas into the gas chamber, I'll happily volunter.




That's exactly the problem. They won't get the gas chamber because they are good republican breeding stock. And also it would hurt their career to get the gas chamber.


I'm not sure I understand what you mean.



And just a few people represent the entire conservative party? Sounds like you need to revisit that statistics textbook again!