What better place than T-Nation to ask for quotes that define the kind of friendship that is akin to brotherhood.
Can’t be terribly long, as it’s being engraved - ideas?
My first option:
“When man to man shall be friend and brother.”
neelydan needs the nation’s help.
Bros B4 Ho’z?
I love you man lets not mention that time in college
Are you sure about this?
I slept with her
Just kidding
From one brother to another
Best of times from the best of friends
I am not good with sappy shit … here you go
“THANKS FOR WARNING ME THAT CHICK HAD A COCK”
If I was gay, you’d be getting ass fucked nightly?
A true friend would leave any gift blank so they can regift it later.
If you have to give a toast here are some 1 liners
-That trapped feeling you get wearing that ring…it goes away after a while!
-You may not be wanting to jump right into starting a family and having kids but, I’ve found the best method for birth control is to actually have a child.
“FUCK YOU I’M AN ANTEATER”
Divorces are 1 out of 2, but friends are 1 in a million.
To honor, get honor, stay honor, if you cant come in her come honor.
Vegita
May 29, 2009, 5:53pm
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I love you! No homo! NTTAWWT
V
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
“FUCK YOU I’M AN ANTEATER”[/quote]
Dammit, you beat me to it!
[quote]sen say wrote:
Divorces are 1 out of 2, but friends are 1 in a million.[/quote]
lol good one.
I might actually use that one for their gift (beer mug), engrave it on it
mmllcc
May 29, 2009, 6:48pm
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“May you have many years of happiness in marriage…and many years of killing in the Marine Corps! Oo-Ra!” – to a Marine.
His wife didn’t like it but the whole hall exploded in approval.
“What stays in Thailand, happened in Thailand!”
I know it’s backwards, but that was our drunken battlecry. Replace “Thailand” with whatever bar, strip club or town you raised the most hell.
ddot76
May 29, 2009, 7:23pm
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“I slept with your sister”
If you have multiple groomsmen, you could have unique engravings with “mother”, “girlfriend”, etc.
It makes for an entertaining rehearsal.