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Groomsmen Quotes


#1

What better place than T-Nation to ask for quotes that define the kind of friendship that is akin to brotherhood.

Can't be terribly long, as it's being engraved - ideas?

My first option:

"When man to man shall be friend and brother."

neelydan needs the nation's help.


#2

thanks for the strippers


#3

Bros B4 Ho’z?
I love you man lets not mention that time in college
Are you sure about this?
I slept with her

Just kidding

From one brother to another
Best of times from the best of friends

I am not good with sappy shit … here you go


#4

“THANKS FOR WARNING ME THAT CHICK HAD A COCK”


#5

If I was gay, you’d be getting ass fucked nightly?


#6

A true friend would leave any gift blank so they can regift it later.


#7

If you have to give a toast here are some 1 liners

-That trapped feeling you get wearing that ring…it goes away after a while!

-You may not be wanting to jump right into starting a family and having kids but, I’ve found the best method for birth control is to actually have a child.


#8

Boats and Hoes.


#9

“FUCK YOU I’M AN ANTEATER”


#10

Divorces are 1 out of 2, but friends are 1 in a million.


#11

To honor, get honor, stay honor, if you cant come in her come honor.


#12

Stick it in her pooper.


#13

I love you! No homo! NTTAWWT

V


#14

Pimpin’ ain’t easy


#15

[quote]KBCThird wrote:
“FUCK YOU I’M AN ANTEATER”[/quote]

Dammit, you beat me to it!


#16

[quote]sen say wrote:
Divorces are 1 out of 2, but friends are 1 in a million.[/quote]

lol good one.


#17

I might actually use that one for their gift (beer mug), engrave it on it


#18

“May you have many years of happiness in marriage…and many years of killing in the Marine Corps! Oo-Ra!” – to a Marine.

His wife didn’t like it but the whole hall exploded in approval.


#19

“What stays in Thailand, happened in Thailand!”

I know it’s backwards, but that was our drunken battlecry. Replace “Thailand” with whatever bar, strip club or town you raised the most hell.


#20

“I slept with your sister”

If you have multiple groomsmen, you could have unique engravings with “mother”, “girlfriend”, etc.

It makes for an entertaining rehearsal.