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Groomsmen Gift Ideas

Pony up, bitches.

I want to do something unique for the guys in my upcoming wedding party.

Gimme some cool ideas. i.e. not a flask.

What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen given?

Hookers…at least thats what I’m hoping I get when I’m a groomsman in July.

My best man is/was a writer. I got him a engraved leather laptop bag & some expensive pen.

My other groomsman has gotten drunk with me more times than any two people should, got him a couple engraved 16oz beer steins & and engraved red sox coffee travel mug, for when he has to go to work the next morning.

My third was my obnoxiously stuffy, fake, “I’m a big shot lawyer I have to act proper” homo, cousin-in-law. I let my wife buy his gift. Still to this day have no idea WTF he got.

Just make sure there are good looking, single bridesmaids.

I got a barbecue utensil set. I would have rather had the groom pay my tux rental.

[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Pony up, bitches.

I want to do something unique for the guys in my upcoming wedding party.

Gimme some cool ideas. i.e. not a flask.

What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen given?[/quote]

The coolest thing I was ever given was actually a flask.

The second best gift was having my buddy tell me he should have listened when I offered to take him anywhere in the country before the actual ceremony started…

Just sayin’.

A sampler of cigars.

http://www.finckcigarcompany.com/finck/default.asp

Edit, oops, here’s the actual sampler link (Ashton VSG FTW! or maybe Padron…):
http://www.finckcigarcompany.com/finck/dept.asp?dept_id=1010&mscssid=PABFWDUFWHTL8JJ9NSMD4UUV3AKB291E

I’ve gotten knifes(2), a flask, and poker chips.

Just pay the guy’s tux rental and take them out for a nice steak dinner.

[quote]sluicy wrote:
A sampler of cigars.

http://www.finckcigarcompany.com/finck/default.asp [/quote]

Win.

Ask him who his favorite porn star is, then get a fleshlight with her vag in it.

I got one of these one handed swiss army knives for Christmas in 07 and have used it alot. I gave my groomsman each one and 3 of them have told me how much they use it.

Flasks are cool.

A gift certificate for a massage is something I’ve seen people do.

A real present would be for you 2 kids to elope and save them having to rent tuxes and attend the wedding.

I got a sick jack knife.

However, getting badass knives before a weekend of getting hammered and going to a shooting range was either the best or worst idea…still not sure.

Gun.

Knives and guns are cool. Not having to pay for travel, tux, and hotel is even cooler.

I hate paying for that shit especially if his wife is a biatch.

[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Pony up, bitches.

I want to do something unique for the guys in my upcoming wedding party.

Gimme some cool ideas. i.e. not a flask.

What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen given?[/quote]

Just have your woman blow them. It’s cheap, unique, and they will never forget it. Proper etiquette would allow the best man to go first.

My one gift as a groomsmen was a half yard drinking glass. It’s pretty sweet, but I never use it.

[quote]cr1404 wrote:
Proper etiquette would allow the best man to go first.

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Proper etiquette would also entail the groom’s wang being in her mouth while she’s blowing the groom’s men…it’s a sharing, not a giving thing…

Wood watch case with a bulgari watch inside was my best.

OP,

Pony up bitch, what’d ya get them?