Only this time, they aren’t saving baby seals or rain forests.
I guess it’s been a slow enviro-warrior month, so they have decided to take on the platics industry and accuse them of using toxic chemicals in… wait for it… dildos.
Now I know what y’all are thinking, because it crossed my mind too. How is it that Greenpeace gets all riled up about sex toys? It’s not like they are a motley collection of hippie birkenstocks-wearing, obnoxious no unnatural products-using, crazy whale-hugging lesbia-- oh.