Ohhh…Bad thread! I could fill this sukka’ up with a ton of this stuff!..A few memorables (some you might even recognize):
“The Jets ain’t jumpin’ cause the clouds’r too low”–"Oh Dear what a sight when I saw her in the light of day, She was a sweet easy sleezer’ of the highest degree, Oh you should hear the story she was layin’ on me:
She’s a Lounge Lizard"–“Oh yeah: Let your friendly neighborhood Sadist go & take you for a ride…She’s a sucker” (Ian Hunter)
"You know in the old days, when a young man was a strong man: all the people stepped back, when a young man walked by…But you know nowadays, it’s the old man he got all the money, and a young man, ain’t got nothin’ in the world these days" - “Hope I die before I get old”
(The Who-Live @ Leeds; Original song “Young Man Blues” by Jazz master Mose Allison)
“You can’t take it with you,I know: Live hard-live fast-try it now cause’ nothin’ lasts: Easy come, easy go, but I’m never never never growin’ old: Live fast, Die young…Lookin’ out for number one” (Roxx Gang)
“You came for the weekend, but you only stayed for one night: You took off your hair and pulled out your teeth: You better do somethin’ for your own sake, It’s a shame, you’re a living wreck” (Deep Purple)
“Down by the banks of the river Charles, that’s where you’ll find me, along with others fuckin some fish…I love that dirty water” (Standells)
“…and then she came up to my room…Yah, she make me feel alright” (Van Morrison/“Them”-Note: This was a banned lyric on the radio, “come up to my room” was edited out)
“You know you gonna’ lose, with gamblin’ & booze, but that’s the way I like it, Baby, I ain’t gonna’ live forever…and don’t forget the joker”…(Lemmy/Motorhead)
“Sonavabitch, kiss my ass!, sonafabitch…you asshole, sonavabitch” (Accept)
"You hear the monsters roar, but for you young soldier, it’s only just begun, God-God help me: I don’t wanna’ die: Machine gun, Machinegun, Machinegun!: Gonna’ shoot you down!..(Saxon)
“I won’t cry out for justice, admit that I was wrong, stay in hibernation, till the talk subsides & gone”…(Arthur Lee/Love)
“Took me to a little shack & put a whip across my back and told her: Leave me!..I was out for quite a time, came back with her on my mind: That sweet little girl, she means all the world” (Heep-“Gypsy”)
"I had to leave town cause’a Uncle Sam’s deal, when I heard my good lovin’ was gettin’ abused…Tell the truth, don’t lie to me, You been steppin’ out on me…(PR&TRaiders)
"Did you do your poses in the mirror?, Did you tell him Baby-Baby please?. Did you twist your tongue & bend his ear off? Did you, did you, did you, have him beggin’ on his knees?…(Ratt/“Shame”)
“If you won’t go down on me/fuck me, somebody else will!” (Sweet)
I could go on & on…
