[quote]RSGZ wrote:
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Epic failure yes, but not in gym class.
Went out with this girl that I really fancied. We had a great time out on the town, went back to hers, smoked some bud, had depp, but numerous chats about all sorts of topics, until about 4 in the morning.
I was sleeping in her housmates bed, as housemate was away for the weekend.
I get into bed when there is a knock on the door.
It’s the girl (that I really fancy) aking me “Um, I wondered if you were warm enough or if you wanted to borrow a t-shirt”.
Now most guys (including myself at this point my life) would have recognised this as a blatant ‘last chance’ attempt by the girl to get me to kiss her/make a move.
But Nooooo, not this chump. I seriously was SO clueless at reading women/understanding the basics of male:female interaction, that I only saw the ‘on top’ message, i.e the borrowed shirt thing.
“hey, thanks, but I’m sure I’ll be warm enough tonight.”
“…ok…” she said with a slightly confused look on her face.
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Been in a similar situation as a teen, just a bit more cringe I think. We’d just watched a movie and I was in the spare bedroom and she came in said that I can stay in her room if I’m cold.
<---- This idiot didn’t get the hint.[/quote]
I can relate to both of these. Too many times have obvious or subtle gestures gone straight over my thick skull haha