A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney.
I heard prostitutes there get paid $400
for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, before leaving, the wife walks into the bedroom
and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
"I'm coming to Sydney too.
I want to see how you live on $800 a year".