[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I’m on expert on these social encounters. Allow me to help:
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
So I was working out today - leg day. Had a nice workout and was walking out of the gym (located inside a mall) and this lady - probably around early 30s walked up to me.
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Was she cute? Because if she’s not cute, be a New Yorker - no eye contact, keep walking, feign deafness.
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
Her: "Hello sorry to bother you
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See point number one above. Do not even acknowledge her presence, unless she’s cute.
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
and I am REALLY embarassed to say but I locked my keys in car, with my purse, do you have CAA? I’ve tried to find help but there is no one around. (keep in mind that this happened today at 6pm during the DAY when people were still shopping at the mall next door)
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This part is the simplest. Obviously you have never broken into a car. If she’s cute, or if you’re sympathetic, go to car, get keys out of car. Simple. And WTF is a CAA? Is that like the U.S. equivalent of AAA (road service)?
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
Her: "Oh I know this sounds weird and I feel so embarassed but do you have $30 bucks?
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There are only two appropriate replies to this question. The first, even if she is cute is, "Do I look like your (insert: “Daddy”, “boyfriend”, “husband”). The second appropriate reply is “are you down to fuck? suck? b/c if you aint suckin, I don’t have $30”. For less than $30 you can see “vixens” on these very pages. And you don’t even have to try to help them break in their car. It’s free!
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
I have $30 on me and I need $60 to take a cab to the airport.
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“Well, you’re halfway there my dear lady, good luck”.
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
My dad works at the airport and I need to go visit him to get the spare key.
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“I guess your Dad will need to come here to help you.”
[quote]chuckaboo86 wrote:
(she proceeds to show me her pockets of about $30 bucks). I don’t even have my purse or anything. I have 2 kids, one is 4 yrs and the other one 2 yrs."
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“Don’t worry about your purse, we can stop at the Rx over there and I’ll buy a condom or two. Or, call your baby’s daddy(ies) to help you, unless of course you’re down to fuck. We can hop in the men’s room real quick okay?”
Cliff notes:
- if a woman asks you for money, she better be fucking cute and down to fuck
- learn how to break into cars if you want to be a white knight
- common sense - it’s not so “common”
- learn the “new yorker” (I don’t see you and I can’t hear you and my feet are still moving…lalalalalalalala)
- are you down to fuck?
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Bodyguard - i’ve always enjoyed your posts and previous thread contributions. I look forward to the contination of life learnings from you.
as mentioned in my previous posts - she was NOT cute - regular MILF without the ILF…fuckkkk