I'm on expert on these social encounters. Allow me to help:
Was she cute? Because if she's not cute, be a New Yorker - no eye contact, keep walking, feign deafness.
See point number one above. Do not even acknowledge her presence, unless she's cute.
This part is the simplest. Obviously you have never broken into a car. If she's cute, or if you're sympathetic, go to car, get keys out of car. Simple. And WTF is a CAA? Is that like the U.S. equivalent of AAA (road service)?
There are only two appropriate replies to this question. The first, even if she is cute is, "Do I look like your (insert: "Daddy", "boyfriend", "husband"). The second appropriate reply is "are you down to fuck? suck? b/c if you aint suckin, I don't have $30". For less than $30 you can see "vixens" on these very pages. And you don't even have to try to help them break in their car. It's free!
"Well, you're halfway there my dear lady, good luck".
"I guess your Dad will need to come here to help you."
"Don't worry about your purse, we can stop at the Rx over there and I'll buy a condom or two. Or, call your baby's daddy(ies) to help you, unless of course you're down to fuck. We can hop in the men's room real quick okay?"
- if a woman asks you for money, she better be fucking cute and down to fuck
- learn how to break into cars if you want to be a white knight
- common sense - it's not so "common"
- learn the "new yorker" (I don't see you and I can't hear you and my feet are still moving....lalalalalalalala)
- are you down to fuck?