Hey Guyz, I was just chillin' in my house when 6 armed men ran up in my crib and took my cash, my social networking site and 11 pounds of dried horse nipple meat.
They also broke into my unlocked convertible and took a bunch of light sabers from the passenger seat. Then they drove it to the harbor, sailed offshore and took over my oil rig.
What do I do, calling the cops is not an option since I didn't seek for permission to drill off the jersey shore and I don't wanna get busted.
Any help on this would be greatly appreciated.