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Got Caught Smoking a Bowl?

I just stepped outside for a midday bowl of 70/30 indica but I think I got caught smoking. I’m high as fuck so high… Is it possible that my neighbors smelled my smoke…they live about 25 meters away and have their windows open. THere is a slight breese sideways. Please help Im extremely paranoid.

What the…is…is that sirens I hear?

Yes! You must now be pro-active, or pre-emptive, or some shit like that.

Take your stash over to your neighbor’s house, and hide it on their property.

Now call the police, anonymously. If the cops question you, and you’re still stoned, tell them that your neighbors have been smoking so much of it, that you caught a contact high.

Good luck, and let us know how it works out!

P.S. you might want to sneak over there wearing camouflage, or even better, a ninja outfit. You’ll be practically invisible.

Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.

[quote]christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.[/quote]

Once you get to jail, don’t get your salad tossed.

[quote]christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.[/quote]

Oh he’ll be deadlifting plenty…but only the eccentric portion of the lift.

No minimum age to register on this site I guess eh?

dude, now they have your IP address…

[quote]tmoney1 wrote:
christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.

Once you get to jail, don’t get your salad tossed.[/quote]

Or Good Mornings!!

You’re worried about whether or not you neighbors know?

There is only one sure way to know.

Go over and ask if they want to match you.

If they are afraid to open the door it means they do.

25 meters away?

No chance of them smelling it.

Even if they did, so fuck?

[quote]inkaddict wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.

Once you get to jail, don’t get your salad tossed.

Or Good Mornings!![/quote]

Or naked jumping jacks with whipped cream covering your junk and your nipples. That’s the one most imprisoned lifters forget to remove from their rotation.

What a fucking idiot.

duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.

[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.[/quote]

Wow, what the fuck was all of that necessary for?

[quote]mahwah wrote:
dude, now they have your IP address…[/quote]

excellent

Learn some control.

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
duuuuudeeee weed is like sooo cooool…

please go choke and die in a corner… then maybe they will smell your rotting body and call the cops.

Wow, what the fuck was all of that necessary for?[/quote]

Yeah seriously. He’s not the brightest guy, but he doesn’t bear any ill will.

He said he was currently high in the original post. Basically, he got stoned and did something silly. Not uncommon. No biggie. He’s probably sobered up by now, back to his old self, who could easily be a bright, reasonable guy able to see how retarded this thread is. We should probably just let it die and forget it.

[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
inkaddict wrote:
tmoney1 wrote:
christine wrote:
Once you get to jail, don’t do any deadlifts.

Once you get to jail, don’t get your salad tossed.

Or Good Mornings!!

Or naked jumping jacks with whipped cream covering your junk and your nipples. That’s the one most imprisoned lifters forget to remove from their rotation.[/quote]

Thats a must, your toast if you still have that in your routine.