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Goodnight Gracie


It's over.

Cupcake is gone.

Left him in Calgary, I did.

In a fitting tribute to the wonderful folks who make up the Alberta T-Cell, I will henceforth be posting as "Cake Jones", a misnomer that was hung on me by Sturat in a confused moment of trying to understand my explanation of signing "JJ" after my PM's (Jeffrey John) without the aid of large pictures and small words while directing his brother Mud Dog in the addressing of a package for me.

Mud Dog has all the brains in that there drop of the gene pool.

We are finally settled in and life is returning to normal (such as it is). Due to proximity my new Gym is going to be "Shapes" I think that their motto is "The really shitty Gym with crappy equipment built expressly for Ass-licking fuckheads and "Lookers". Or maybe it's "Shapes Fitness Centers"...I keep mixing those two up.


Although the soon to be formed "My testicles have retreated into my throat it's so fucking cold" T-Cell will help sooth my disappointment at leaving my old Gym behind, I sure am going to miss those Alberta "guys".

Say Goodbye Cupcake.

"Goodbye Cupcake"

"Say good-bye to Pat, say good-bye to Jack and say good-bye to yourself, because you're a nice guy"

~ Marilyn Monroe


Jeff, I didn't realize you were leaving literally right after the last Alberta gathering. So, I missed saying goodbye to you. Anyway, I know you'll be back for a visit and Winnepeg ain't too far for us neither.


I'll miss ya', ya' big lug. By the way, you still owe me for some shakes. I figured with your recent status change to "Bigshot", and the 7 figure paycheck that comes with it, you could afford $4 for a shake. Guess I was wrong.: )


Damn...and Cupcake was potentially my favorite forum name.


Its up to you Cake to start a T-cell inside Shapes and instigate the revolution from within.

And are you saying your not a "looker"? shyaaaaaa

"The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?" - Joseph Heller


It's not so much that he got the brains as he got the attention span. In case you haven't noticed I've got the attention span of a cocker spaniel puppy (and the accompanying bladder control).

We're sorry to see you go but we love to watch you leave. . .



Cake Jones?

Come on, you could have become Powerpuff girl. How about hamster lover?


I know, you got a vasectomy and now you have no cream filling.

When you get back to Shape shit, ask the personal trainer to teach you the proper technique for squat rack curls.

I'll miss cupcake, he was a sweet girl.


Yes, my departure was quite literally "right after" T3, just as well, tears and "Man-Hugs" have never sat well with me, I never quite no what to do with my groin area...scamming Popeye's for a $4.00 shake was my plan all along...next time I pull that scam I am going to work on a bigger score, like maybe a shake AND one of those crappy shaking cups you are pawning off....:-).

The name "Cupcake" will forever be in our hearts Jimmy, when we are alone at night banging out nonsensical missives for display on this here electronic version of the Men's room wall if you listen closely you will hear the wind whisper....Cuuuuuuuuupcaaaaaaake....Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupcaaaaaaake
At least I think it will be the wind. It could be the result of all that protein you eat mixed with the ill-advised consumption of Kim-Chi before bed.

Either way, I am sure that you will think of me.

I owe an apology to the fine folks at Shapes. I had prior to last night only visited early in the morning. During my workout last night I found it VERY hard to concentrate on anything else besides the incredibly beautiful women that have chosen Shapes as their preferred sweat shop. Who cares about crappy gear and torn upholstery when the view is this nice?

Note to self: Wear tighter underwear to the Gym from now on.

Not having to step in puddles of "It's just water, honest" may be the surprise hidden benefit of my new address Stu.

And last but certainly not least, Mage...the memories of the virtual sex we enjoyed via PM before you realized that "Cupcake" was a Man will forever lighten my day but the joke is over, stop sending the dirty PM's my wife is starting to ask questions and quite frankly after reading your last PM I have lost the ability to Pee in a public bathroom if there is another Man in the room.

And those photo's were entirely inappropriate.


"I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about"

~ Don Mazankowski


I meant to ask: Cake Jones as in "I have a...."?


What do you mean virtual?


Hey Cake,
Which Shapes do you go to. Pembina or Nairn? If you're starting a cell I'm in.



Personally I'm glad to see you ditch the "Cupcake" handle, I never said anything, but I always thought it was kinda faggish.