Good Training Program for Thief?

Crossfit or P90X: combines functional training and daylight robbery.

Litvinovs

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
MarvelGirl wrote:
Eat more carrots.

Picture added for emphasis.

You’ve been “Braff’d”!!!

I thought we’d been over this Vader!!

Now, look what you did! You bastard! You know Toggy is very fragile right now.

It’s okay baby. it only hurts for while, I promise.

Just the tip?[/quote]

Why is this drink you’re giving me fizzing at the bottom? Oh well (glug glug glug)

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Hadow Khan wrote:
Split wrote:
Heres a tip:

Get a job.

Wow. I’m drunk and you took it seriously.

We take being drunk very seriously.[/quote]

I know I do…practice, practice, practice.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Crossfit or P90X: combines functional training and daylight robbery.[/quote]

hah! that’s a good one.

The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose.

[quote]Tstud_9 wrote:
The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose.[/quote]

I’m going to steal one of your rugs now.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Crossfit or P90X: combines functional training and daylight robbery.[/quote]

lol …very clever!

Shotgun!! Shoot yourself with it. Three a day, but I’ll be surprised if you’re not dead after one. Excellent training for a thief.

snatches

duh

[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
snatches

duh[/quote]

Spat water.