I was thinking about some of my youthful hijinks earlier today...you know, the kind that you blush when you talk about and love to think of as part of your "past self," but at the same time, you almost take pride in them, pleased with yourself that you could do something so funny and whacked out.
A website called "Testosterone Nation" must be rife with people who have a collection of stunts of just this type. I know you have stories. I'll start. When I was 18, I was suspended from school for hitting another kid in the face with a key lime pie (not the nice kind, this one came from the bake shop at Shaw's, to add insult to injury!) He took a minute to realize what had just happened, blinked twice, stared at me with eyes that just barely were visible through the mess of meringue on his face, wiped his face and walked away. Who's next?