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Going to Warsaw


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A friend and I were looking for a place to go and tear up the town for a few days. Initially we were thinking of going to Amsterdam, but we got cheaper flights to Warsaw. A friend of my friend says Warsaw was "fun," and that's about all we are basing our decision on. haha

So, any T-men or vixens in Warsaw?

Any must see and/or must do?


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#3

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
I went to Warsaw for a friends’ stag party. Brilliant!

…Except that the Pope was there that particular weekend and so NONE of the bars were serving alcohol until he left the city.

…Which he did at midnight, which is when our long, cool pints of beer arrived. Ker-ching! Our tour guide had arrived 5 minutes before the drinks and we bought her one - a gin and tonic - which took forever to arrive, whilst our beers sat there glistening and cooing to us in soft, erotic voices. The other lads, being true gentlemen (and possibly wanting to impress the GORGEOUS tour guide) sat there waiting. I didn’t, I drank a loooong draft of my beer and smacked my lips loudly to make a point that the guys were being pussies for waiting when all the REALLY wanted to do was sup their pints that they had waited hours for.

Anyway, the GORGEOUS tour guide (called Ghosha - I’ll never forget her. Thank God her body was only great, not sensational like the rest of her, or I might never have stopped drooling, lol) took us to a bar called Desperados (yes, a mexican themed bar in the Polish capital), where we were VIP guests.

It was like a dream. The only other males besides us were dorky polish dudes and there was a bevy of lovely Polish ladies for eye candy (I have a woman at home). Even the hot blonde bar girl later got up and danced seductively on her own bar - fantastic!

The VIP room had a glass door (tinted black) that kept opening to disgorge a variety of semi-naked women every 20 minutes or so. One girl came into our room in denim hot pants, stipped out of them to reveal a flourescent bikini and stepped through the door.

Unable to resist my base urges, I looked through the door. It was a strippers platform - oh joy! - and since I knew the guys were watching me, I picked up her discarded hotpants and held them to my face, inhaling deeply and pretending to rub myself off.

It was hilarious, until I looked around, to see the bouncer staring at me, frowning deeply and holding out his hand for the hotpants. Ooops! I brinbed him handsomely not to eject me from the establishment.

Anyawy it was a great night and the next day we went out shooting pistols and AK47s, on a range.

Would definitely go again.

BBB[/quote]

Well fuck, that beats any suggestions I had.

Polish girls are mostly hot and have mostly bad taste in men (the younger ones at least). Should be fun!

“Ile za dupe” means “Hello”.


#4

I’ll definitely check out Desperado, thanks for the suggestion BBB :slight_smile:

lol RSGZ, I was kinda hoping you’d say that :wink: not that a woman who wanted to have some fun with me would need to have bad taste in men of course…

I’m 27… do Polish girls in their twenties speak decent english, or am I going to have to learn to say: “how you doin’” in Polish? :smiley:


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[quote]Mr.Purple wrote:
I’ll definitely check out Desperado, thanks for the suggestion BBB :slight_smile:

lol RSGZ, I was kinda hoping you’d say that :wink: not that a woman who wanted to have some fun with me would need to have bad taste in men of course…

I’m 27… do Polish girls in their twenties speak decent english, or am I going to have to learn to say: “how you doin’” in Polish? :D[/quote]

I think as Warsaw is a main city, a lot of people will speak english relatively well. The smaller towns would be more of a problem.

As for some phrases (best phonetic spelling I can come up with):

jenky - thanks.

Yuck shia mush? - How are you?

Wadna dupa - nice ass.


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Well, I quit smoking years ago myself. I wouldn’t want to enter a serious relationship with a girl who smokes, but for weekend getaways such as this I’ll get by with a little chewing gum :wink:

So where did you go to shoot handguns and AK-47’s?

Oh, and about clubs such as Desperadoes, how to dress? James Bond or James Dean? :slight_smile: It looked like kind of an upscale joint from what I can see online.


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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Mr.Purple wrote:
Well, I quit smoking years ago myself. I wouldn’t want to enter a serious relationship with a girl who smokes, but for weekend getaways such as this I’ll get by with a little chewing gum :wink:

So where did you go to shoot handguns and AK-47’s?

Oh, and about clubs such as Desperadoes, how to dress? James Bond or James Dean? :slight_smile: It looked like kind of an upscale joint from what I can see online.

The shooting was part of the stag package. It was at a location about 1 hour outside the city. Lots of guards with guns. You kind of got the feeling that they wouldn’t hesitate to shoot you if you suddenly went apeshit and began firing off rounds at random.[/quote]
Well would YOU hesitate to shoot said person? :wink:

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My friends and I do like to dress relatively smartly, but certainly not in a suit. For example I was wearing black linen trousers and a white, short sleeve designer shirt, kind of embroidered with white thread.[/quote] Regular going out clothes are fine then, gotcha.

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BTW, when we went back to the club on the saturday night, it was not as good. Too busy by half. Friday was sooo perfect that we broke a golden rule and revisited the scene of the crime (after going to a tacky strip club).

BBB[/quote]

Tacky strip clubs can be fun too :slight_smile: There is one called Sophia that’s supposedly good.

Thanks for the heads up about Desperadoes, perhaps I’ll meet your hostess there. Well, one can only hope.


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#11

Ah, well that sounds like a sad sort of place. I’m not currently in a relationship, but I think I would have turned my nose up at that as well.