A constanza reference! You continue to surprise me, MR. Neely.
In all seriousnous, my wife works in the Hair Industry and I can reccommend some products ( no informercial crap or pyramid scheme stuff, real products) you can get that will help tremendously. This is products that simple shampoo/conditioners/etc that you should be able to get from a high end salon, also ROGAINE really works, only thing is that when you stop it stops and the hair falls out fast. I'm lucky so far with the hair, but best friend has had issues and the stuff he got worked great.
You're a long way from a cue ball, but the parking lot appears to be taking over the forrest!