Giving Up on Women

don’t worry about it OP, im 23 years old and still have my virginity

[quote]MattyXL wrote:

Get it over with and go to a prostitute…srsly[/quote]
New pants doe

[quote]RonSwanson wrote:
I’m turning twenty in a few days and I have yet to kiss a girl. Being 5’6 doesn’t help my situation.
On a positive note, I’m starting to come to terms with the fact that I will probably die alone. So yeah, glad I could share.[/quote]

I was in your position, here are a few things you can do.
A. Fuck older women, (it’s fairly easy in comparison to younger women).
B. Hunt fresh meat (18 yr olds usually aren’t as bitchy).
C. Fat chicks, not my thing but it’s doable.
D. Play the numbers game and learn as you go. (prepared to get rejected A LOT, but eventually you’ll find your groove and overcome your fear of women, and you’ll grow as a person.)
E. Just watch porn, pussy is semi overrated.

Nards is halfway there. Walk around with a pound of the good old land o’lakes american and chicks will be climbing all over you.

No you’re not.

If you gave up on women, you’d be apathetic, and not starting this thread. You obviously care, and you should. You gotta improve your approach is all.

The key to trying is not trying. Never think about the end game until it is the end game. Just talk to a woman like you’re bored and she’s the only interesting thing at the moment.

Act like a raging dickhead. Being wealthy and/or good-looking and/or jacked doesn’t hurt either.

[quote]Kakarat wrote:
The key to trying is not trying. Never think about the end game until it is the end game. Just talk to a woman like you’re bored and she’s the only interesting thing at the moment. [/quote]
OP. Do this. Seriously.

OP, I was 21 when I lost my virginity, and I hadn’t done much with girls before then. For me it came down to two things.

  1. I figured out that women are super horny, and are really just waiting for you to make a move. Learn how to make a move. I’m not a big PUA gur, but I think you’ll find it edifying to google Vin DiCarlo’s “Kino Escalation Ladder.” It’s all about how to get physical, which is something that I used to struggle with.

  2. Hang around with people that can get laid. For me, this involved joining a rugby club for an exchange semester at another college. Once guys knew that I wasn’t great with girls, they started introducing me left and right and forcing me to talk with girls. I got some action, my confidence skyrocketed, and I knew what to do when an opportunity to ditch the v-card finally arose. Guys should want to help their buddies who are less successful get laid, and if your friends aren’t helping you out find some new ones.

It’ll work out bro.

been there done that. Be a cocky asshole, women love it.

I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR HANDLE IF YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE THAT ATTITUDE.

RON SWANSON WOULD NOT APPROVE

Oh and also, I’m 5’7", and if you’re going to use your height as the reason that you’re not getting poontang, you’re just being a pussy.

I’ve dated lots of women. Hooked up with lots of women. Done awful things with lots of women. Never had anything to do with my height, or lack thereof.

My girlfriend now is actually taller than me, and she’s the second girl I’ve dated that has been.

Your problem is in your attitude, not your physical attributes, my friend.

You must cease to become and begin to be

Do not give up on finding your perfect someone, these things take time and don’t need to have your whole life centered on women. I took a vow in my early youth, true love waits vow with no sex until marriage. I brush off the criticism from my peers who don’t understand the vow and don’t understand what a real union and relationship is.

Go live life and eventually you will come across someone you like that isn’t taken.

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
don’t worry about it OP, im 23 years old and still have my virginity [/quote]
Bull fucking shit.

Also OP, just go bang a fat chick. I guarantee you would make her day, you will be way less nervous, and honest to god it won’t be that bad as long as you stay within reason. I mean don’t go whale hunting or anything. You know what I’m trying to say.

Or you could buy a plane ticket to Canada and promise Spock that birthday present she really wanted :wink:

Don’t stress out over it. When I was 20 I didn’t have a girlfriend and felt bad about it too. 29 now and I’ve pleased more fat girls than dairy queen

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
don’t worry about it OP, im 23 years old and still have my virginity [/quote]

Bull fucking shit.
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that’s basically everyone’s response when they realize ive never had sex

[quote]jeanmich wrote:

W O W. Be my mentor, take all my money, and feed me with wisdom. I LOVE your theory on women.[/quote]

The average American woman will never fall in love with a man who treats her better than her father did.

She can’t trust him. He doesn’t feel authentic to her. How can some guy who shows up with flowers and a card really love her when her dad couldn’t even be bothered to come home from work to celebrate her 14th birthday?

get a tattoo on your face. bitches love face tattoos.

[quote]StevenF wrote:
get a tattoo on your face. bitches love face tattoos. [/quote]
knock a few people out while you’re at