I am so pissed off. I have been tanning slowly for my upcoming trip to Florida. Tonight I went to the tanning salon and the girl asked if I wanted to use my free upgrade which is a better tanning bed. I just got up to 10 minutes in the cheaper bed and asked her what that would be equivalent to in the better bed. She said you should be fine doing the same in this bed if you didn’t get pink in the other one. I told her I did get a little pink but not enough to burn or hurt. She said you should be fine, I’ll put you in for nine minutes. I guess this was to be sure I didn’t burn. Well guess what? I’m fucking red. I probably should have gone for half the time with the amount of exposure I got.
I’m not in a lot of pain but my lower back is uncomfortably warm. Luckily I covered my face otherwise I would have been in real trouble. The reason I went there in the first place was so I wouldn’t freaking burn. What if I end up peeling now? Oh that will look hot as I walk around in my bikini and desperately oil myself up to camouflage my flaky skin. I want to kill her! I’m going there tomorrow to complain or kill someone. What would you guys do if you were in my situation? Shouldn’t this idiot be trained as to how strong the bed is?