I remember your last girl advice thread where you dressed up like a japanese school girl and broke through the shower door after hiding under the hot chick’s bed and choked her with your big meaty hands. You should try that again. But use like, a more subtle approach this time? Maybe you could put a paper bag over your head and run into the bathroom, headfirst, screaming “IT GONNA RAIN!”.[/quote]
That wasn’t a thread for girl advice. That was a hilarious Bel Air story I found and wanted to share.
[quote]Imen de Naars wrote:
Why do you want to buy her that? Is there at least some resemblance of possibility of a relationship between you two?[/quote]
Well, we talked sometimes in the school halls a few years ago. I suppose we never became real friends. I never saw her outside school, and haven’t seen nor talked to her in a year because she’s in college now. See, she’s a couple years old than me.
I overheard her younger sister (freshman) talking about how her older sister is having a birthday party at their house in a couple of weeks, so I’ve been thinking of mailing it to her.
It’s been a while, so she might have a boyfriend by now. If not, I think a little card from “anonymous” asking her to meet somewhere in my neighborhood on the night after her birthday could have a chance at winning her over.
Maybe instead of mailing, I could knock on the door during her “party”? It’s not a real party, just some weird family tradition they have where the birthday person spends time with close family for the day.
Wtf? That is the most random thing ever… if you’re trying to impress this girl with gifts, at least make them halfway good! Tbh, the way you’ve described her makes her sound like she’d be more impressed by a manicure set or something! Some guys really do pick 'em…![/quote]
What? You think it will seem cheap if they’re obviously DVDs that I burned? Should I throw in some money too? Like a $20 giftcard to FYE to sweeten the deal? Is shipping it a dumb idea? I think I might be a little creeped out if an “anonymous” was sending me gifts.
Do you think I should knock on her door and surprise her, like I mentioned above? Would that make the gift seem less cheap, because I took the time out of my day to ride my bike over to her house? It would remove all the creepiness of an anonymous letter, as well.
Actually, I think this might even save me money, because I wouldn’t be out three bucks on some birthday card. Who needs a card when you deliver in person?
To simply answer your question…No, I would not watch that and I don’t think my wife would either. [/quote]
Is your wife hot? If not, then she probably doesn’t think like this chick.
[quote]Houshin Akai wrote:
I’ve seen it, and read it all too. Loved it. But I’m a guy, so that doesn’t count. But my sister loved it as well, so there you go. [/quote]
Is your sister hot? I don’t mean to be nosy, I just need to know.