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Girl Advice?

Twelve-year-old Kouyama Mitsuki was devastated when she was diagnosed with a malignant tumor of the throat. She had made a promise to the boy she loves that she would one day become a singer, but her illness made singing impossible. To make matters even worse, two angels of death, Takuto and Meroko, appeared to Mitsuki and informed her that she only had one year left to live. This news provides an even greater motivation for Mitsuki to fulfill her dreams, and with a little bit of divine intervention, she begins her quest to become a professional singer so she can be reunited with Eichi before time runs out.

Would you watch 52 episodes of that? How about your hot-looking wives, girlfriends, and/or sisters? If you’re kind of old, then your hot-looking daughters, too, please.

I only ask because I was thinking of buying it for this hot girl I knew. That or burning her a few DVDs of it, because it hasn’t been completely translated and published here, so anything I buy would just be a bootleg from the same source as mine. I think she’d like it.

She was one of those girls who wore pink a lot and sometimes came to school in those weird pajama-looking clothes. I remember that she used to smell quite girly as well. Plus she’s hot. I mean, I know some of you will disagree, but I think that I can tell a lot about a person by that person’s choice of clothes and perfume. You know, appearances. Sounds shallow, but it’s worked for me sometimes. So anyway… Advice… Gogo!

Why do you want to buy her that? Is there at least some resemblance of possibility of a relationship between you two?

You have the best threads, grew7.

OK I am trying to make fun of you, this is serious OK:

IF she is your GIRLFRIEND then yes buy it. IF she is not, and u two are NOT in a love relationship then that would not be a great-idea. Eventhough its “nice” of you to do.

Wtf? That is the most random thing ever… if you’re trying to impress this girl with gifts, at least make them halfway good! Tbh, the way you’ve described her makes her sound like she’d be more impressed by a manicure set or something! Some guys really do pick 'em…!

Have you considered just being her gay friend?

Girl’s like that aren’t worth the effort IMHO.

[quote]Flat wrote:
Girl’s like that aren’t worth the effort IMHO.[/quote]

Usually, they’re my favourite kind. They tend to look ditzy and stupid, but most of them are actually rather smart.

I agree though that he shouldn’t buy her stuff.

Buy her porn.

Hardcore porn.

Just give her your dick in a box.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Just give her your dick in a box.

DB[/quote]

It’s really easy.

Step 1) Cut a whole in a box.
Step 2) Put your junk in that box.
Step 3) Make her open that box!

[quote]nephorm wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Just give her your dick in a box.

DB

It’s really easy.

Step 1) Cut a whole in a box.
Step 2) Put your junk in that box.
Step 3) Make her open that box![/quote]

Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box

To simply answer your question…No, I would not watch that and I don’t think my wife would either.

[quote]malonetd wrote:
nephorm wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Just give her your dick in a box.

DB

It’s really easy.

Step 1) Cut a whole in a box.
Step 2) Put your junk in that box.
Step 3) Make her open that box!

Over at your parents house, a dick in a box
Midday at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box[/quote]

Gonna give you something…
so you know what on my mind.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
Just give her your dick in a box.

DB[/quote]

That had to be hands down one of the funniest SNL skits ever (the unrated one, of course).

Ever.

Just remember: No matter what even if it’s not, say it’s your fault.

[quote]grew7 wrote:
Twelve-year-old Kouyama Mitsuki was devastated when she was diagnosed with a malignant tumor of the throat. She had made a promise to the boy she loves that she would one day become a singer, but her illness made singing impossible. To make matters even worse, two angels of death, Takuto and Meroko, appeared to Mitsuki and informed her that she only had one year left to live. This news provides an even greater motivation for Mitsuki to fulfill her dreams, and with a little bit of divine intervention, she begins her quest to become a professional singer so she can be reunited with Eichi before time runs out.

Would you watch 52 episodes of that? How about your hot-looking wives, girlfriends, and/or sisters? If you’re kind of old, then your hot-looking daughters, too, please.

I only ask because I was thinking of buying it for this hot girl I knew. That or burning her a few DVDs of it, because it hasn’t been completely translated and published here, so anything I buy would just be a bootleg from the same source as mine. I think she’d like it.

She was one of those girls who wore pink a lot and sometimes came to school in those weird pajama-looking clothes. I remember that she used to smell quite girly as well. Plus she’s hot. I mean, I know some of you will disagree, but I think that I can tell a lot about a person by that person’s choice of clothes and perfume. You know, appearances. Sounds shallow, but it’s worked for me sometimes. So anyway… Advice… Gogo![/quote]

I’ve seen it, and read it all too. Loved it. But I’m a guy, so that doesn’t count. But my sister loved it as well, so there you go.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Just give her your dick in a box.

DB

It’s really easy.

Step 1) Cut a whole in a box.
Step 2) Put your junk in that box.
Step 3) Make her open that box![/quote]

Step 4) Make her smoke you off!

I remember your last girl advice thread where you dressed up like a japanese school girl and broke through the shower door after hiding under the hot chick’s bed and choked her with your big meaty hands. You should try that again. But use like, a more subtle approach this time? Maybe you could put a paper bag over your head and run into the bathroom, headfirst, screaming “IT GONNA RAIN!”.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
I remember your last girl advice thread where you dressed up like a japanese school girl and broke through the shower door after hiding under the hot chick’s bed and choked her with your big meaty hands. You should try that again. But use like, a more subtle approach this time? Maybe you could put a paper bag over your head and run into the bathroom, headfirst, screaming “IT GONNA RAIN!”.[/quote]

That wasn’t a thread for girl advice. That was a hilarious Bel Air story I found and wanted to share. :open_mouth:

[quote]Imen de Naars wrote:
Why do you want to buy her that? Is there at least some resemblance of possibility of a relationship between you two?[/quote]

Well, we talked sometimes in the school halls a few years ago. I suppose we never became real friends. I never saw her outside school, and haven’t seen nor talked to her in a year because she’s in college now. See, she’s a couple years old than me.

I overheard her younger sister (freshman) talking about how her older sister is having a birthday party at their house in a couple of weeks, so I’ve been thinking of mailing it to her.

It’s been a while, so she might have a boyfriend by now. If not, I think a little card from “anonymous” asking her to meet somewhere in my neighborhood on the night after her birthday could have a chance at winning her over.

Maybe instead of mailing, I could knock on the door during her “party”? It’s not a real party, just some weird family tradition they have where the birthday person spends time with close family for the day.

[quote]gymbunnie wrote:
Wtf? That is the most random thing ever… if you’re trying to impress this girl with gifts, at least make them halfway good! Tbh, the way you’ve described her makes her sound like she’d be more impressed by a manicure set or something! Some guys really do pick 'em…![/quote]

What? You think it will seem cheap if they’re obviously DVDs that I burned? Should I throw in some money too? Like a $20 giftcard to FYE to sweeten the deal? Is shipping it a dumb idea? I think I might be a little creeped out if an “anonymous” was sending me gifts.

Do you think I should knock on her door and surprise her, like I mentioned above? Would that make the gift seem less cheap, because I took the time out of my day to ride my bike over to her house? It would remove all the creepiness of an anonymous letter, as well.

Actually, I think this might even save me money, because I wouldn’t be out three bucks on some birthday card. Who needs a card when you deliver in person?

[quote]lostinthought wrote:
To simply answer your question…No, I would not watch that and I don’t think my wife would either. [/quote]

Is your wife hot? If not, then she probably doesn’t think like this chick.

[quote]Houshin Akai wrote:
I’ve seen it, and read it all too. Loved it. But I’m a guy, so that doesn’t count. But my sister loved it as well, so there you go. [/quote]

Is your sister hot? I don’t mean to be nosy, I just need to know.