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Gift Ideas-Sixth Anniversary

I’m looking for gift ideas that involve iron. I’m thinking about a desktop sculpture signifying our 6th anniversary.

Other iron based ideas would be greatly appreciated.

Please keep in mind that this is for a woman in her early 30s who isn’t into patio furniture or fence posts.

Thanks in advance for any help.

MV

Isn’t it obvious? Get her an iron.

:wink:

Here you go MV. The gift that keeps on giving.

How about an Elitefts squat rack? You can also pick up a glute ham raise and reverse hyper.

I’ve always been a firm believer that the 6th anniversary is where you really want to test how much she loves you (with the 7-year itch approaching, you know). In keeping with this, I recommend giving her nothing. Not even a card. If you really insist on giving her something, hire a female stripper to come to your house and give her the enjoyment of watching you get a lap dance. If she truly loves you, she will want you to be happy first and foremost.

DB

[quote]zarro wrote:
How about an Elitefts squat rack? You can also pick up a glute ham raise and reverse hyper.[/quote]

I gave her an assortment of DBs as one of her Xmas presents. I don’t want to double dip.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I’ve always been a firm believer that the 6th anniversary is where you really want to test how much she loves you (with the 7-year itch approaching, you know). In keeping with this, I recommend giving her nothing. Not even a card. If you really insist on giving her something, hire a female stripper to come to your house and give her the enjoyment of watching you get a lap dance. If she truly loves you, she will want you to be happy first and foremost.

DB[/quote]

Your thought process and ideas never cease to amaze me DB, but for safeties sake, I will have to pass on this one.

[quote]MaloVerde wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
I’ve always been a firm believer that the 6th anniversary is where you really want to test how much she loves you (with the 7-year itch approaching, you know). In keeping with this, I recommend giving her nothing. Not even a card. If you really insist on giving her something, hire a female stripper to come to your house and give her the enjoyment of watching you get a lap dance. If she truly loves you, she will want you to be happy first and foremost.

DB

Your thought process and ideas never cease to amaze me DB, but for safeties sake, I will have to pass on this one.

[/quote]

Fair enough, it’s not a tactic for everyone.

DB

I’m sure you have a lot of stuff stashed away that you “forgot” to check into evidence after you arrested criminals! Just look around!

O.K. this might sound a bit odd, but for a 2 yr anniversary w/ an ex, I had a branding iron made w/ our initials as such> B.M. (HEART) J.S.
I know odd, but she was a cowgirl type an into ranching; an it is something made of iron. Either way you’d have to find a blacksmith to make one.

What about the Frank Zane Leg Blaster:

http://frankzane.com/EQUIPMENT.htm#The%20Leg%20Blaster

Diamond Necklace or bracelt.

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=36

[quote]MikeyKBiatch wrote:
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=36[/quote]

Give a little warning on the link next time.

[quote]APE. wrote:
O.K. this might sound a bit odd, but for a 2 yr anniversary w/ an ex, I had a branding iron made w/ our initials as such> B.M. (HEART) J.S.
I know odd, but she was a cowgirl type an into ranching; an it is something made of iron. Either way you’d have to find a blacksmith to make one.[/quote]

That doesn’t sound odd. I have been searching the net for an artist that works with iron. There are a few I’m going to contact.

Last year (5th) I had a celtic spoon carved for her with a love knot.

(4th)Silk Pajamas

(3rd) a leather photo album hand made, laced in 24k gold.

(2nd) Outfit primarily made of cotton.

(1st) (1) dozen paper roses.

Our anniversary is the only occasion I go cheesy. The rest of the time I’m an ass.

[quote]PGA wrote:
I’m sure you have a lot of stuff stashed away that you “forgot” to check into evidence after you arrested criminals! Just look around![/quote]

The things I generally seize are vehicles and drugs. I reserve all further comments as they might be self incriminating.

[quote]John S. wrote:
MikeyKBiatch wrote:
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=36

Give a little warning on the link next time.[/quote]

Sorry I thought Fleshlight being in the URL would be enough warning.

[quote]MikeyKBiatch wrote:
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=36[/quote]

You’re new here aren’t you?

Lurked for a while. On a lot at work now so I dont really have much else to do…