While trying to figure out what this translator does, I typed the following:
"Okay, so now I have no clue as to what the hell this thing does, but it seems that the longer my sentances, the better it works. This time I will try to make some run-on sentances so this thing can work better, but I have a feeling that these run-on sentances are actually gibberish, and thus are not in need of their translation services that would translate gibberish into more gibberish. Wow, this thing really works because it takes complete sentances, or at least complete thoughts that make sence, and it jumbles them so it doesn't really make any sence any more. I wonder how well I will do with this long ass paragraph that I am writting right now. Maybe it will be able to jumble it so much that it will then become un-jumbleable and no one will be able to figgure out what the hell I'm talking about. I highly doubt that even the best government agencies will be able to put back this whole paragraph exactly the way I am typing it. Well, that is, without them knowing about this "input" section that I'm typing in. If they could track this, then I guess it wouldn't be too difficult to figgure out, but without 'cheating' I really don't think anyone at all will be able to unscramble these sentances and make any sence out of them. Maybe it would also help if I were to change subjects and talk about something else, but then again, it might be easier to unscramble if I change the subject because one would be able to group each word that has something to do with a particular subject and possibly figgure out small bits, which would then lead to figguring out even larger bits untill the whole damn thing is figgured out and that would mean that I have waisted all of this time typing for no reason, when in fact, I have some very good reasons for typing this. It may not be obvious to the casual reader, but to me, this is a very good use of my time. I may be lieing, but then again, I'm drunk."
Then after the translation I came up with:
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Here's the translator: