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Giant Douchebag Phone Message

This was actually on Fox News Red Eye this morning. Dude is a super-douche. Probably a poster here at T-Nation!

/sarcasm…maybe…

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

“Maybe you were abused in childhood, or your mother has cancer…”

HAHA

[quote]skaz05 wrote:
This was actually on Fox News Red Eye this morning. Dude is a super-douche. Probably a poster here at T-Nation!

/sarcasm…maybe…

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ [/quote]

He left all of this on an answering machine? What a fucking dumbass.

“I’m working on a script…”

“I don’t really date timid women…”

“I’m great in bed…”

“I’m one of the few men in the city with nothing wrong with them…”

That shit is just plain creepy.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
skaz05 wrote:
This was actually on Fox News Red Eye this morning. Dude is a super-douche. Probably a poster here at T-Nation!

/sarcasm…maybe…

He left all of this on an answering machine? What a fucking dumbass.

“I’m working on a script…”

“I don’t really date timid women…”

That shit is just plain creepy.[/quote]

Seriously. I couldn’t listen to the whole thing.

My idea of a message: “Hi, this is __ from __. It was great meeting you the other day and I would love to get together again over dinner. Give me a ring at ____. Hope to hear from you soon. Take care.”

I bet he gets all the ladyzzzz.

That message is absolutely hilarious in the same way that the movie “Silence of the Lambs” is hilarious. A really, really creepy way.

I think if that woman were to have met “Demitri” again she would have found herself in a basement well being ordered at gunpoint to apply lotion to her skin.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That message is absolutely hilarious in the same way that the movie “Silence of the Lambs” is hilarious. A really, really creepy way.

I think if that woman were to have met “Demitri” again she would have found herself in a basement well being ordered at gunpoint to apply lotion to her skin.[/quote]

Or hosepoint.

The guy is completely normal. So normal that women should just faint in the presence of his normalcy.

It’s funny that I’ve never heard that emphasized as a likeable trait. That alone makes the guy a fruitcake.

[quote]anonym wrote:

Or hosepoint.[/quote]

LOL!!

“It should have dated Demitri. Demitri is a successful screenwriter who is a catch for any lady…isn’t he Precious? <woof woof!>”

"PLEASE Demitri!! I’m sorry I didn’t call you back!! You’re a catch…a real catch! Just let me outta here!!! "

“If people only knew what was out there hunting them, they would never leave the house”

Grissom, CSI

This is why my daughter take Martial Art.

If i fucking met this guy, I would kick his teeth out. I cant stand cocky ppl like this. I would fucking stomp his face in. He doesnt deserve to breath. Nobody should act like that. I would break his fucking neck.

[quote]Iron-Head10 wrote:
If i fucking met this guy, I would kick his teeth out. I cant stand cocky ppl like this. I would fucking stomp his face in. He doesnt deserve to breath. Nobody should act like that. I would break his fucking neck.[/quote]

This type of anger and violence should really be saved for at least your tenth post.

[quote]Iron-Head10 wrote:
If i fucking met this guy, I would kick his teeth out. I cant stand cocky ppl like this. I would fucking stomp his face in. He doesnt deserve to breath. Nobody should act like that. I would break his fucking neck.[/quote]

This type of anger and violence should really be saved for at least your tenth post.

hey asshat, i posted this shit last night in SAMA, how about you find your own shit and quit ganking mine, fucker.

It’s gotta be this Dimitri guy like the people were saying in the comments below the audio.
http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/22843
Portrait of a Pickup Artist
Toronto’s community of pickup artists has a million naked stories. Dimitri the Lover’s is just one of them.

He’s taking a “break” from picking up women to work on a documentary about himself of course.
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

I also find it ironic that this thread started at the same time as TC’s latest Atomic Dog article, Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Dimitri is the grossest version possible of a bad boy as described in TC’s article (the dark triad part)… “The traits are, according to New Scientist, “the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive thrill-seeking and callous behavior of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism.””
http://www.T-Nation.com/article/atomic_dog/atomic_dog_bad_boys_bad_boys_whatcha_gonna_do

I like to think that a woman with any kind of self esteem would have nothing to do with a guy like this. But that’s the sad part. The women who would be with him are the ones that would get hurt the most. It is only because they prey on the weak and will basically fuck anything that they ever get laid. Being mentally ill they likely exaggerate how much they get laid on top of that.

When guys talk about “the game” I think of guys like this Dimitri fuck. If you see yourself in this guy… Smack some sense into yourself (or ask a friend to, if you have any) and then go get some counselling. Though I doubt a narcissistic psychopath is reformable.

For Shame… I hate to admit it but this douche is from Toronto. :frowning:

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
hey asshat, i posted this shit last night in SAMA, how about you find your own shit and quit ganking mine, fucker.[/quote]

I found this story at digg.com

Yes, I am a part-time digger. I go by the moniker ColonelJessup. Sorry if you can’t handle the truth.

Man, he’s muckin’ up for the rest of us:

http://www.torontoslutalert.com/

lol, sounds like Cali-law with all his “Gayme” talk.