So i got my first massage last week…and the whole time i had to fart.
it was a 30min appointment…and about 25 of those minutes were her working on my lower back/glutes/hamstrings.
wtf is the protocol with that?
obv. i didn’t fart…but MAN i had to squeeze that bugger back up into my body about 5 times. she even commented on how tight i was from time to time (right when i was holding it in).
there are bad times to fart; and there are BAD times.
RIGHT after she finished; she left so i could change…and i farted. then she came RIGHT back in … i was thankful it was a non-smelly one.
same thing happened when i went to PT after that. :-/