So i got my first massage last week…and the whole time i had to fart.
it was a 30min appointment…and about 25 of those minutes were her working on my lower back/glutes/hamstrings.
wtf is the protocol with that?
obv. i didn’t fart…but MAN i had to squeeze that bugger back up into my body about 5 times. she even commented on how tight i was from time to time (right when i was holding it in).
there are bad times to fart; and there are BAD times.
RIGHT after she finished; she left so i could change…and i farted. then she came RIGHT back in … i was thankful it was a non-smelly one.
same thing happened when i went to PT after that. :-/
That’s AWESOME! lol… I’ve been there… I don’t think it’s right… if you can hold it… hold it… but quite honestly… they’re probably used to it happening…
glad to see i’m not the only one that’s been in “fun” positions.
I have PT today (no massage) and I’ve been farting up a bit of a storm today at work. I just hope I am able to squeeze out the last of it before I go in. :-/
I’m a massage therapist and have had clients fart while I was working on them. It took everything in me to not dutch oven them with the sheets.
The worst was when I was using a shitty brand of creatine AND eating a ton of broccoli and cauliflower. I was holding in farts for a week. Between massages, I would run to the bathroom and just fart my ass off.
Bahahahaha b rock your description was really good I’ve been in similar situations and I know exactly what you mean. Having to fart at inopportune times SUCKS.