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Getting Through Customs

Ok, I know im gonna get flamed for this…

Ok so seeing as how i cant find any steroids around here where I live. Ive been thinking of going to another country to get them. Maybe thailand or mexico. My question is do you think I could get them through customs by holding them in anally. Actually inserting the vials up my ass. I doubt the authorities will get me if I do that. Any input would be great. please dont flame me too hard. lol.

Sincerely,

Gutterman

You either are:

  1. A idiot
  2. Really young and consequently and idiot
  3. A imbecile
  4. A young imbecile
  5. A retard
  6. A guy that likes the arousal that comes from prostate massage through the anus
  7. A idiot that likes 6

I can go on forever. Please be kind as to remove the likes of your filth from whatever is left of this once honorable forum.

I think you are already doing a good job yourself with the flaming.

“Uh, Quagmire, fireworks are legal here. You didn’t have to smuggle them in your anus.”

“Yeah, that’d be just as fun.”

How many do you think you’ll fit up there?

why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.

[quote]wukey wrote:
why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.[/quote]

OOOH! I gots a better one. Buy a dildo cut it half and core out the inside and fill it with amps, vials, whatever and shove that up your ass. If they do search you and find a Lexington Steele “Black Thunder” theyll think your a weirdo.

You’re really stupid lol

I know I’ve been away for a little while but please tell me this is not what this board has turned into…

Aside from that I agree with growing boy.

[quote]wukey wrote:
why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.[/quote]

Actually, most of the responses on this board so far have been pretty ignorant and self-righteous. The quoted post is the only one that offers the OP solid advice and, while I think that this kind of advice should probably not be posted on a public board (because it gives the authorities, who ARE reading this board [Hi, officer] insight as to how we do things), at least this poster was trying to help the OP with his problem.

Instead, I see a bunch of opportunists and assholes and sorry wannabes jumping all over his case and making him look like he’s an idiot, when in fact the guy is thinking of inventive ways to attain the exact same goal that all of us are. WITHOUT, mind you, asking for sources or doing anything which is considered off-limits for this forum.

Personally, I think some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You are the people who are turning what used to be the best AAS forum on the web into less than a bro-board. This is just becoming some sort of popularity contest. It’s silly and stupid and pathetic. And the primary reason I don’t post here any longer.

I agree with Cortes, and I’d add that the other forums on T-Nation are now this way as well.

Don’t bring them in anally though. It would be easier and safer to get powders and mix them with something inconspicuous in your luggage.

[quote]Cortes wrote:
wukey wrote:
why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.

Actually, most of the responses on this board so far have been pretty ignorant and self-righteous. The quoted post is the only one that offers the OP solid advice and, while I think that this kind of advice should probably not be posted on a public board (because it gives the authorities, who ARE reading this board [Hi, officer] insight as to how we do things), at least this poster was trying to help the OP with his problem.

Instead, I see a bunch of opportunists and assholes and sorry wannabes jumping all over his case and making him look like he’s an idiot, when in fact the guy is thinking of inventive ways to attain the exact same goal that all of us are. WITHOUT, mind you, asking for sources or doing anything which is considered off-limits for this forum.

Personally, I think some of you should be ashamed of yourselves. You are the people who are turning what used to be the best AAS forum on the web into less than a bro-board. This is just becoming some sort of popularity contest. It’s silly and stupid and pathetic. And the primary reason I don’t post here any longer. [/quote]

x2

of course I just saw that this was the OPs first post, become a constant contributor and offer something to the community and usually, in time, the community will offer something back to you.

[quote]wukey wrote:
why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.[/quote]

Excellent post - but do be careful with such detailed info in the future. If you really trust the OP is genuine PM him. If not then maybe keep such valuable and very very good info to yourself and trusted members of the board…

gREAT POST btw

bROOK

[quote] Brook wrote:

Excellent post - but do be careful with such detailed info in the future. If you really trust the OP is genuine PM him. If not then maybe keep such valuable and very very good info to yourself and trusted members of the board…

gREAT POST btw

bROOK[/quote]

Yes. Exactly.

[quote] Brook wrote:
wukey wrote:
why not try the hollow soap trick?

get a large bar of opaque soap, cut it along the center line with a very hot knife, then hollow it out and put the vials in there. seal it up again with the hot knife. then use it a few times, wrap it up in a flannel and put it in you wash bag.

or you could try the old toothpast one.

get a larg tube of toothpast, normally they have the nossel on one end and the other end is just crimped and heat sealed. carfully brake this seal and squeeze out some past, insert the vial and re-seal the tube. however, you will be able to feel the vial in the tube so it wont stand up to a propper search.

or you could try the ‘false lable trick’

if your not already a suspect you could just put your shit in a bottle with a lable of something legal on it. shit you could just get a big bottle of olive oil (with a metal screw lid that has one of them ‘brake seals’) heat up the metal screw off lid till its expanded enough for you to take it off without braking the seal (obviously the bottle has to be glass) and then fill it with your shit and hea the metal till you can fit it back on.
important note: the metal lid will have a rubber air seal on the inside, this will melt and your shit will leak if you don’t some how replace it when you put the lid back on.

or you could shove it up your arse and walk like a cowboy.

Excellent post - but do be careful with such detailed info in the future. If you really trust the OP is genuine PM him. If not then maybe keep such valuable and very very good info to yourself and trusted members of the board…

gREAT POST btw

bROOK[/quote]

thanks, but this information is hardly new, and sharing it in no way incriminates me as i do not smuggle.

good luck to anyone who trys it.

I didnt mean it incriminates you - of course, that would be fucking dumb.
I mean it gives authorities some new ideas of items that may be used to “smuggle” gear.

B

[quote] Brook wrote:
I didnt mean it incriminates you - of course, that would be fucking dumb.
I mean it gives authorities some new ideas of items that may be used to “smuggle” gear.

B[/quote]

ok, i’ll play ball and just use PMs for that kind of stuff in future.
however i suspect that these methods are not news to the authorities. the only reason they are still around and work is cos they are hard to detect as they require a thourough search, and unless your already a suspect, coustoms just aren’t going to smash up your soap and toothpast.

but point taken. i’ll be more descrete infuture.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16816_7-most-ingenious-insane-smuggling-techniques.html

I mean, if you feel like putting some effort into it. . .