I went to one in Seguin, TX, but it was outdoors, had lots of BBQ, and the off duty cops were as drunk as we were.
Haha but foreal, I enjoyed it!
Braggart.
Nice, though.
[quote]DOHCrazy wrote:
Sometimes I want to punch HolyMac in the face.
He’s lucky I need him for MMF’s.[/quote]
Did you just say you want to have sex with holymac???
[quote]SWR wrote:
DOHCrazy wrote:
Sometimes I want to punch HolyMac in the face.
He’s lucky I need him for MMF’s.
Did you just say you want to have sex with holymac???[/quote]
Technically, yes.
OMG u betta pause dat ish homey!1!
HolyMac always has the best stories. Knowing him in real life has only made me a cooler person.
[quote]slippery_banana wrote:
HolyMac always has the best stories. Knowing him in real life has only made me a cooler person.
[/quote]
LOL
So, what do you do to get with these girls exactly? Secret military strategy of some sort? The muscles?
I’m guessing it’s just going to be that you’re a funny mother fucker.
And what did your breathalizer test read?
[quote]TylerPK4L wrote:
So, what do you do to get with these girls exactly? Secret military strategy of some sort? The muscles?
I’m guessing it’s just going to be that you’re a funny mother fucker.
And what did your breathalizer test read?[/quote]
i drank 11oz of liquor in 2hours exact and had a .9 BAC
however, the cops both decided to not arrest me. yay
i lure them in with the promise of free candy
It’s asif you have a batch of proposed awesome threads written down in a word document for when a current one dies.
A+. Would read again
hahahahaha! I love how after being called out on pics, you just shit all over the thread with awesomeness. 2 Thumbs up!
I would probably be paranoid as fuck getting drunk in a room full of cops, especially while they are strapped. It’s a trap!
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
hahahahaha! I love how after being called out on pics, you just shit all over the thread with awesomeness. 2 Thumbs up!
I would probably be paranoid as fuck getting drunk in a room full of cops, especially while they are strapped. It’s a trap![/quote]
when they did the initial breathalizer half way into it, the lieutenant came back out and goes ‘ok people, do use a favor, you’re going to have to make a big effort to raise those BAC’s.’
lol.
the cops were pretty chill with us, some were telling funny arrest stories. there was also a female officer who was totally down with the fact that i was checking her out.
or maybe it was the alcohol. either way
That’s fuckin awesome Mac. How did you find out about this supposed ‘Test’. Did they advertise it?
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
That’s fuckin awesome Mac. How did you find out about this supposed ‘Test’. Did they advertise it?[/quote]
they solicited by soliticing a bunch of us that work in the bar scene here in tuscaloosa.
we then made a facebook event and invited our friends.
my suggestion would just be to ask a cop about whether they have their rookies administer field sobriety tests on civillians as part of their training, and then get some dates.
i mean like calender dates, not female dates.