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Get Your Muhammad Teddy Bear...

http://www.teddybearmuhammad.com/

That’s America! Make money off of radical stupidity…

…I think you just found a proper Christmas gift for my Islamic friend Zain.

This will bring much lulz, thank you pat.

It should come with its own clothing line to dress the Teddy in, maybe a suicide bomber vest, or a burka, and dont forget the extras like an upside-down American flag or a mini Quran, or if your old fashioned maybe some mini-stones to throw at the other infidel Beanie Babies from the western hemisphere.

It should come with a second teddy bear that makes excuses for it. One that explains the other’s actions as being the result of a western super-power.

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How about a Teddy Bear wearing a turban with a bomb in it, kind of like the Danish cartoon? Now that’d be a good hood ornament for an Abrahms as it cruises toward Tehran.

[quote]dk44 wrote:
It should come with its own clothing line to dress the Teddy in, maybe a suicide bomber vest, or a burka, and dont forget the extras like an upside-down American flag or a mini Quran, or if your old fashioned maybe some mini-stones to throw at the other infidel Beanie Babies from the western hemisphere.[/quote]

I like it. They should also make infidel bears with tear away heads and a toy steak knife to practice beheadings.

I have one of those.

  • Always has something up his butt.
  • Easily manipulated.
  • Requires 12 AAA (Another Angry Arab) batteries.
  • Machine washable.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

A Lixy bear![/quote]

[quote]Chushin wrote:
Sloth wrote:
It should come with a second teddy bear that makes excuses for it. One that explains the other’s actions as being the result of a western super-power.

A Lixy bear![/quote]

I never made any “excuses for it”.

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1827650&pageNo=0

You lot are just trying to provoke me. Keep poking the bear…

Oh lixy, you silly terrorists you! We only make fun of you because we love you (I’m only saying this so you don’t car bomb me).

[quote]lixy wrote:
You lot are just trying to provoke me. Keep poking the bear…[/quote]

Hey, don’t declare jihad on us now…

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[quote]lixy wrote:
Chushin wrote:
Sloth wrote:
It should come with a second teddy bear that makes excuses for it. One that explains the other’s actions as being the result of a western super-power.

A Lixy bear!

I never made any “excuses for it”.

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1827650&pageNo=0

You lot are just trying to provoke me. Keep poking the bear…[/quote]

Just to be clear, Lixy. I was generalizing beyond the “Great Bear Scare”, and with no specific individual in mind. I’m aware of your comments in the original teddy thread.