My wife has been an alcoholic since I’ve known her (16yrs). Having never had any experience with alcoholics, I thought she was just child like me and when we got married she would quit, like me.
Not so. She turned into a mean drunk, and has even hit me. Dont worry, doesn’t hurt.
Anyway, over the years, I have become depressed (lack of sex, intimacy, and peace). I am stuck with 4 children. Michigan laws would definitely give custody to her (don’t get me started).
So, now I take paxil. A side effect of Paxil is ED. So now I have a scropt for Levitra.
Let’s ask the question. If I was getting some, I wouldn’t be depressed, I wouldn’t be taking Paxil, I wouldn’t have ED.
Now I pay a pharmaceutical company so that if I want to have sex with myself, the machinery will work.
Here is my suggestion.
- Piss on the kids get divorced anyway
- Get rid of the Paxil
- Pay hookers for sex (that’s what they do anyway)
What do you think?