Ok, so I get this magazine today called “Get the Pump”. Included is a letter to me telling me that this is the last thing I will ever need to read about “getting big”. Whatever I say, I open it up and (big surprise) it’s like a 180 page version of the “4-Page Special Reports” in Muscle & Fiction. I page through, laughing at all the BS, and then I get to the funniest thing I have ever seen in regards to nutrition, King Kamali’s meal plan. I shit you not this is what Meal #3 is to THE WORD:
1 McDonald’s Big Mac combo
1 Quarter Pounder with cheese
Large French Fries
2 apple pies
Now, not 3 inches away in BIG ASS FUCKING LETTERS it says:
“If you eat garbage, you’re going to end up looking like garbage. Eat like a champion to look like a champion.” So which is Mr. Kamali doing when he sucks down about 5000 calories of turds in one sitting at McDonalds? Just thought this was kind of ironic.