Because we live in a crazy world that makes no sense and thinks fucking Tim Hortons vile chunks of dried batter are good donuts.
German food omg I fucking love it.
Luckily I know how to cook much of it. Except sausages. German sausages are amazing.
Hungarian food is pretty awesome too and French. Even British food is better than the vile garbage we have in Canada. Our salmon and bacon is good at least.
Every time I find a German restaurant, I always check it out i hopes of getting a good schnitzel with some Warsteiner, but I'm usually left looking at a menu with abominations like 'Pizza Schnitzel and 'Hawaiian Schnitzel' and I weep and rage at the same time.
There was and maybe still is a great little German restaurant in Leavenworth, WA called Andreas Keller and it has that wonderful smell that only German restaurants have, with parsley potatoes and Otto on the accordion.