Trust me, the serious ones are the real stinkers and always ready for a good fuck. Yes, I just used that word. No one in their right minds would talk in a gym. Go for those eyeing for a PB and better still, help them get there. I’m saying this from experience. No I have never ventured a hit-on with any of them and I respect them all the same but the flame lies with the one who is quiet, soft-spoken and demure.
I would tackle the hottest chick in the gym if I were so inclined to but that would be burnout. I’m more too interested in my snatch.
I also have a code. Never flirt in the gym. Trust me, you’ll lose one day. If you are horny, go to a bar and surprise them with your intellect. A gym is where equal rights are melded with physical abilities. Let the numbers do the talking, let the form checks be the conversation. If it hits off, then be sure to follow up with a date out.
I’ve never been tempted by a girl in the gym before and never will be but it’s my porn when it happens in front of my eyes.
As someone that met my wife at a yoga studio, I think it’s possible to hit on a girl at the gym / spinning class / yoga studio in a non-creepy way if you’re…just not a creep about it.
Trying too hard or being a weird skeeze is what will get you in trouble.
There’s always the polo approach above, or catching a girl walking out of the gym and saying “Hey, nice workout. I’ve seen you around a couple times. My name is ___” and seeing how she responds.
If she says “thanks” and keeps walking, she’s probably not interested.
If she says “Thanks! My name is ____” and a friendly smile, proceed to respond with “I’d love to talk a little more. What are you doing this weekend?”
Easier said than done, of course. The key is quite simple: respect. If she’s not interested, let it go. You’re not creepy for asking; you’re creepy for not taking the hint if she wants to be left alone.
Have two gym memberships, one for flirting and one for actual lifting.
Go to flirting gym, Approach girl, say it’s first time here, ask how she likes the gym, small chit chat, ask what she’s hitting that day, ask to join in, hit the smoothie bar. Simple as that.
Just don’t flirt at the lifting gym, you create a bad rap for yourself and lose almost likely the best gym in town.
1st gym you go total sleezy gym bro. Stringer tops and just keep a pump when you are there. Use this gym to hit on every piece of arse that comes through the door. This will build confidence for…
…2nd gym. This one you arnt a total douche but it’s where you scope out the potential dates and use the confidence of your other gym to build some rapport. Be respectful, but you are there to pick-up.
3rd gym is just for you and your muscles. Talk to no one and just be hardcore to support the gains these gym bunnies demand.
You should also remember to wink. A lot. the more the better really. Its non verbal communication, so you can’t come across as creepy amirightoramiright
That’s a fantastic idea ding ding ding to Irishman… Too bad the hottest chics are at the gym by my house but the one by my work ain’t bad. Never shit wear you eat boyz. I will douche it up at the work gym. That way if I creep out some chics I can disappear like a gorilla in the mist for a few weeks… I wonder what the SH policy is at 24hr fitness??
Is it too douchey if I bring Voss water to drink out of & gold beats earphones?
Really see no good way to do this unless the girl comes up to you. This has happened to me 4 times in the last few months, just smile and say Hi. If the girl wants to talk to you, she’s gonna find some bullshit to talk to you about.
Also - speaking from experience - if you’re even halfway good looking and under the age of 40, slaying girls from yoga is like shooting fish in a barrel.
You mean that extremely salty, humid smell that’s a cross between chopped onions and gardening mulch? Yeah. I smell it. Idk, in the sense of being a gentlemen a little deodorant would be a great starting point.
Might as well keep going with the bar thing. Guarantee the instagram Fitness chicks you see, also take a fancy to completely soaking their synapses in liquor.
Pretty much this…
I take it this thread has elements of irony in it, probably should call it the Womanizer at the Gym.
I just hope you don’t greatly hurt a well intended, good hearted woman with that mentality you have. Case in point:
A lot of women prefer short term relationships. Not every woman expects marriage all the time. Being honest about it is ok these days. We are kidding around here but in all reality its a great place for both. Good looking guys good looking girls…just makes sense for both to take advantage if single
True. Never said they did, however not expecting marriage doesn’t equal a free pass for “douche specialty” to be something women think is acceptable. I’m not a feme-nazi, and I respect men and women equally, but just as I have a problem with women disrespecting men, I too think it’s a bit distasteful for men to seemingly only give a shit about what women’s bodies can offer in terms of pleasure for guys, instead of realizing there is an entire mind, and a heart full of feelings sitting atop her lady parts. He doesnt have to marry her, she doesn’t have to marry him, it can be casual, or it can be fun, for the love of everything please make it respectable.
