Gear Use Pros:
-Build a year’s worth of muscle in 12 weeks
-Awesome pumps for when tight t-shirt weather hits
-Totally changes your perspective on what you can accomplish with your body (ie you know you could add another 10lbs if you wanted)
-Strong enough to impress noobs in the gym
-Popping bacne is a great way to bond with your girlfriend (don’t pretend you don’t let your girl pop them - I know you do)
-Seeing first hand what it’s like to be King Kong
Gear Use Cons:
-Oestrogen’s a bitch
-Ancillaries are pricey
-People are worried you’ll hulk-out and murder them
Natural Training Pros:
-You get to get on your high horse and pretend the only reason anyone is better than you in the gym is because they’re on and you’re not.
-You can rationalise your sucky progress by using words like “ectomorph”
-You can avoid brutal training methods like 20 rep squats, drop sets etc because they’re just too much for nattys, bro.
Natural Training Cons:
-You’re a whiny little skinny, weak-ass bitch too scared to pin with the big boys
Anyone got any they’d like to add?