I was at my local video store in the adult section. As I wandered around trying to find something beyond “4 hours of _______”, I noticed the gay male porn titles. Titles are not that different, but these guys are ripped! There seems to be no Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy of gay porn. Maybe we should all aspire to be ripped as a gay porn actor!
I sure hope you didn’t mean to say ripped by a gay porn actor!
I’ll keep that in mind for the next skinny kid posting pictures in the physique forum…
Good job, you’re ripped like a gay porn star!
[quote]jackleg1964 wrote:
I was at my local video store in the adult section. As I wandered around trying to find something beyond “4 hours of _______”, I noticed the gay male porn titles. Titles are not that different, but these guys are ripped! There seems to be no Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy of gay porn. Maybe we should all aspire to be ripped as a gay porn actor!
;-)[/quote]
You spent time checking out the physiques of guys on the covers of gay porn films?
Interesting…
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose
ok?
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose[/quote]
Like Tom Cruise?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose
Like Tom Cruise?[/quote]
expect a PM from tom’s legal team
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose
Like Tom Cruise?[/quote]
I was thinking of somebody more manly… like maybe Aaron Carter or Josh Hartnett. You know, a real T-man with a physique that I can really set my sights on achieving someday…
[quote]Wayland wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose
Like Tom Cruise?
expect a PM from tom’s legal team[/quote]
They already showed up at my doorstep.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Wayland wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose
Like Tom Cruise?
expect a PM from tom’s legal team
They already showed up at my doorstep.[/quote]
yeah they don’t waste any time when you start throwing around gay porn shit.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
jackleg1964 wrote:
I was at my local video store in the adult section. As I wandered around trying to find something beyond “4 hours of _______”, I noticed the gay male porn titles. Titles are not that different, but these guys are ripped! There seems to be no Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy of gay porn. Maybe we should all aspire to be ripped as a gay porn actor!
You spent time checking out the physiques of guys on the covers of gay porn films?
Interesting…
I personally will stick to slightly higher role models to aspire to… but whatever floats your boat I suppose[/quote]
All of the adult movies are in one room and mixed together. So you may have “Christie does the Sixth Fleet” and right next to it is something like “Man to the Core”.
We have had articles on working out in prison, where man on man contact is very prevalent.
But these actors/performers definitely keep themselves in shape. T-vixens like men who keep themselves in shape, so do their hairdressers!
Some people do a bunch of coke and lose weight.
I guess all the fat people need to start doing that too,since a lot of thin people do coke…
[quote]Cthulhu wrote:
Some people do a bunch of coke and lose weight.
I guess all the fat people need to start doing that too,since a lot of thin people do coke…[/quote]
i know some fat coke heads. more skinny ones, but the fat ones do make me wonder.
[quote]jackleg1964 wrote:
I was at my local video store in the adult section. As I wandered around trying to find something beyond “4 hours of _______”, I noticed the gay male porn titles. Titles are not that different, but these guys are ripped! There seems to be no Ron “the Hedgehog” Jeremy of gay porn. Maybe we should all aspire to be ripped as a gay porn actor!
;-)[/quote]
Yeh, the AIDS virus is a great weight loss plan!
[quote]milktruck wrote:
Cthulhu wrote:
Some people do a bunch of coke and lose weight.
I guess all the fat people need to start doing that too,since a lot of thin people do coke…
i know some fat coke heads. more skinny ones, but the fat ones do make me wonder. [/quote]
Nowadays the coke heads have the cash to be cokeheads and eat. The methheads are the real skinny ones now.
"Hi, I’m 15 and new to the forums. I wanna be ripped like Chuck Cockstabber, can anyone recommend good gay porn vids? Thanx.
P.S. Oh and Derek “Eviscerator” Schvantz looks cool too(in the scene where he’s getting blown by the skinny guy)."
Prepare to see similar posts.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
I’ll keep that in mind for the next skinny kid posting pictures in the physique forum…
Good job, you’re ripped like a gay porn star!
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Funniest thing I’ve read all day. Now, I’m going to start visiting the the photos forum, looking for that comment.