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#1

Got this e-mailed today, pretty funny haven't heard it before.

Why I Fired My Secretary...

Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "Happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me.
As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "Happy Birthday."
I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will
Remember. My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent. As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary Jane Said, "Good Morning,
Boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered. I Worked Until one O'clock and Then Jane Knocked On My Door And Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day Outside, And It's
Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To Lunch, Just You And Me."
I Said, "Thanks ! Jane, That's The Greatest Thing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!" We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed The Meal Tremendously
On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "You Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day.. We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
I Responded, "I Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
She Said, "Let's Go To My Apartment"
After Arriving At Her Apartment Jane Turned To Me And Said, "Boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."
"Ok." I Nervously Replied.
She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Friends And Co-Workers,
All Singing "Happy Birthday".
;And I Just Sat There..
On The Couch...
Naked.

V


#2

Why Is Every Word Capitalized? (Almost)


#3

Not sure, I didn't really analyze it thouroghly before posting it, just kinda copy and pasted it.

V


#4

Yeah this is also an urban legend.
Hell it probably did happen.


#5

Because it came from the internet?

Just be glad it doesn't look like this...........

<<<<<< Why I Fired My Secretary...

<<<<<<<<<<< I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant
<<<<<< And Say, "Happy Birthday!",
<<<<<< And Possibly Have A Present For Me.
<<<<<< As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning,
<<<<<< Let Alone "Happy Birthday."
<<<<<< Blah Blah BLAH
<<<<<< Blah Blah BLAH

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#6

Haha! That's awesome!


#7

hahahahaha that is funny.


#8

Nice vegita. I had a pretty good laugh at that one.


#9

What really gets me is the whole time i'm reading it i'm thinking why the hell would he FIRE this girl. I thought possibly it was from some goody too shoes who was like all against getting it on with a hot secratary. I was expecting her to come out of the room naked or with a teddy on or something and the guy to get all pissed off and fire her or something.

V


#10

I have issues with Capitalizing words that Aren't spose to be Capitalized....i think it has Something to do with Being left Handed, cause i know a few People who do it too.


#11

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.
fluffy