Funny Quote While at the Gym

My Buddy said this.

“Either that is really heavy, or someone is raping a teddy bear.”

Similar vein:

Guy’s being loud on the leg press. To his credit, it was a good amount of weight. Some older guy asks him, “Are you giving birth over there?”

Ok, so not as funny, but still.

Video?

I like how the first 2 posters in this thread are horses.

And let’s see what you and a horse have in common shall we? (ahem…“hung like”)

Or even better, the one that was posted here a long while ago…

A newbie asks a guy coming out of the hole on heavy squats how he got so strong. He gets the response, “FUCKING DIE!!!”

I wasn’t there, and this is still my favorite gym quote.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
Or even better, the one that was posted here a long while ago…

A newbie asks a guy coming out of the hole on heavy squats how he got so strong. He gets the response, “FUCKING DIE!!!”

I wasn’t there, and this is still my favorite gym quote.[/quote]

Shit! I hope the newb didnt take his advice seriously,