Jaga-bums ... I laughed my ass off ... Guidos are so easy to make fun of ... It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so prevalent ... fuckin Guidos (and by saying guidos it is no way a put down to anyone of Italian descent unless, of course, if you happen to be a douche and Italian at the same time.
But, you don't have to be Italian to be a guido, but you DO, however, have to be a douche. And not just any douche, you have to be a fucking douche nozzle. That's my disclaimer).