Hey guys! Comment links to troll threads whether there from 10 years ago or this year, just for a good laugh! Thanks.
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Insert generic teen first cycle thread with obligatory “I know what I’m doing don’t tell me how to live my life”
Also all of my posts lel
This shit below was pretty funny to me at least, the OP came off a complete knob tho.
At first dude was like full natty brah, only hard work. Worship my nattiness. A couple days later be like fuark maxed out natty gains brah time to hop on the bicycle.
How about 12 weeks of testing enanthate and deca cure? how much muscle can I put on this mass with my regular diet? [1]
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GPS Tracked My Fiancé
The thread called something like “6 months, 50 pound improvement” where a young guy was arguing that 5/3/1 would limit his gains
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khangles:
Also all of my posts lel
Good to see you are still humble though
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The classic:
I’ve come up with what I have dubbed The Predator Program. I’ll be starting the program soon and wanted to get some feedback on what people thought.
Here’s the quick version… It’s all all meat diet based on gorging one day then fasting two and workouts that consist of 3 sets of balls-to-the-wall breathing sets.
I dabbled with the program on test run for two weeks with great results. Lately I’ve been using the exercise methodology but not the diets. When I do breathing sets of squats I’m usuall…
Another classic:
My clavicles are extremely big and protruding as **** which really hate, they even protrude at the shoulders, no injury. Is there any exercises you recommend specifically for my case? And what are my weakpoints? I also think I have drooping shoulders which makes it all worse. Some dude said a strong lateral deltoid would pull the clavicle down but I don’t know. I have been working out for a while and Im currently weighing about 188lbs.
Now I’m worried about my own clavicles…
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Love the pointy clavicles guy. He’s a tnation legend.
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Can’t believe I forgot about the Predator Program.
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My log. The state of my lifts are a joke.
Seriously though, the topic about clavicle lengthening surgery I found good for a laugh https://forums.t-nation.com/t/going-to-do-clavicle-lengthening/226842
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Clavicle lengthening haha how have i not seen that thread up until now😂
dt79
October 14, 2017, 9:02pm
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Thank you everyone for your advice and criticism. I’d like to add I have a 6’5" wingspan, a disadvantage to most of my pressing. Check my profile, I have decent body weight to strength ratios. I’m not strongest athlete to any extent, but I pour a lot of my focus into the integrity of my body. I have excellent posture and I focus on form a lot more than max attempts.
I’ve been the type of kid that prioritizes the essential over the nonsense. I understood at the beginning of my strength training …
Will you conjugate with lions or remain a sheep?
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Yogi1
October 15, 2017, 3:49pm
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wasn’t he the same dude that claimed basketball players literally only needed to deadlift and OHP?
Here’s the 100 men vs a bear thread, it’s a riot
A slightly bigger than normal, angry, adult, male grizzly. Wherever the grizzlies naturally live, except it’s only the size of a football field. The people can be whoever you want, but no weapons. They have to fight this bear with their own selves. They may use the torn limbs of fallen friends as weapons against the bear.
I think you could get like ninety of them to surround the bear, then scare and confuse it while the rest split up. From the group of ten, two could work on poking its eyes out…
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This thread still comes to mind every time I walk into a Home Depot:
Got this from deadspin.com , thought it’d be fun to discuss here.
"You are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All ten of you are locked in a standard Home Depot. The place is dark except emergency lights above exits. The goal is to kill one another to become last man standing. Last person alive gets to leave.
You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a bar-code counts as one piece of equipment. For example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nai…
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