Idiot: My calves won’t grow because they have poor blood supply.
Me: What makes you say that?
Idiot: Because they are located so far away from the heart.
“I like to run a good few miles before I start lifting.”
“Squats are over rated, the leg extention really targets the quads.”
LOL
Statement - “I’m a hardgainer”
Reply - “No, you just don’t eat enough or work out hard enough.”
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Idiot: My calves won’t grow because they have poor blood supply.
Me: What makes you say that?
Idiot: Because they are located so far away from the heart. [/quote]
LOL
Him “So how much do you bench?”
Me “ive put up 500”
Him “Pounds?”
Me “…no, kiligrams…”
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Idiot: My calves won’t grow because they have poor blood supply.
Me: What makes you say that?
Idiot: Because they are located so far away from the heart. [/quote]
Apparently his brain has the same problem.
“If all muscles contract, why do they call it an extension?”
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
rundymc wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”
honestly, I would have said the same thing. I have seen one woman around here squat and deadlift, and she struggled to pull a BW DL.
On topic: I get a kick seeing the bro’s spot each other on the smith machine (fuck it, any machine), yelling “push, push, all you” while the poor dude goes for his 5th set of forced reps, using a weight he cannot lift once.
You’d talk to someone in the middle of a rep?[/quote]
…No. Though I’m sure a spotter would find it necessary to shout some encouragement while he helps a friend lift his 1RM 10 times 
Random guy: “How can I get a square jaw like Brad Pitt?”
Me: “Chew bubble gum.”
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”[/quote]
Sorry, my bad.
Me in my bench shirt, buddy helping with my belt and he’s trying to kill me by tightening it to the max, so I yelled NOT THAT HOLE.
Got some looks LOL.
“why don’t you just use the machines?”
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Me, benching 300 - “Oh, you’re a little bitch!”
I haven’t decided if I was talking to myself or the weights… :([/quote]
I talk to myself all the time - usually calling myself a bitch or useless cunt / prick if i hit failure before the end of a set.
I also tell the weights I’m going to make them my bitch.
“Can you jack my boobies?”
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
“Can you jack my boobies?”[/quote]
This is a new one?
When my buddy was mid-squat I once, and once once, yelled “Don’t Shart!!” Thank God he was in the squat rack, he just bailed and fell to the floor laughing.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
“Can you jack my boobies?”
This is a new one? [/quote]
Pulling the breasts or the straps of the sports bra up to reposition the boobs when wearing a bench shirt. It gets lots of looks in the commercial gym.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Edgy wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
“Can you jack my boobies?”
This is a new one?
Pulling the breasts or the straps of the sports bra up to reposition the boobs when wearing a bench shirt. It gets lots of looks in the commercial gym.[/quote]
It just sounds good. Need help next time? (another stupid gym question)
Two bros curling, they dont think I’m listening cause I’ve got my headphones on.
Bro1 : “Hey bro, I can’t wait till I get some sctretch marks!”
Bro2 : “O yea bro, me either!”
Me : “Chicks don’t seem to like em to much guys, so I wouldn’t sweat it.”
They were both really embarresed.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Right as I start to descend with my warm up with 225 for squats - “You’re the strongest girl I’ve ever seen! Is that the most you’ve ever lifted?”[/quote]
Did you kick him in the dick for that? I hate when people try to talk to me during a set. I always wear headphones and usually pretend like I don’t notice them trying to get my attention. One time a guy patted my on the shoulder during a set of deads to get my attention. WTF!