I’ve been reading this site for a long time, longer than I’ve been posting. Some members on here really crack me up. This guy is usually funny all the time.
I nominate dollarbill44
In the “Prof X shower routine” thread, DB typed a longwinded funny reply to it. Only to have a reply to DB’s post saying “paragraphs are your friend”.
DB’s response …“Paragraphs are for pussies.”
Even DB’s one liners are pretty funny.
Its still the one post that made me laugh for awhile.
Anyway, I am not funny. At all! Even though I try to be comical, I really just am not funny in any way shape or form. So my hats off to you guys that have that gift.
Even though it’s perverted sophomoric humor at it’s core, I have laughed heartily at Klips posts. His earnestness in proclaiming “my dream is to rent homes to prostitutes,” had me doubled over. Sasquatch99 was another master although, I don’t think he was aware of it and can’t forget another unaware master eliteballer.
I agree with the DB nomination. He’s hilarious at times. I’ve spit water out on my keyboard at work a couple times because of him, so I have to give him credit there. I always thought Bastard G, at least that was his last user name after a string of others, was hysterical too, but he’s been gone for a while.
“I’m going to inject synthol into my thumbs. When people ask, “How you doing?” I’ll just go POW! Huge thumbs up! And they’ll say, ‘Wow! He’s having a great day!’”
“I’m going to inject synthol into my thumbs. When people ask, “How you doing?” I’ll just go POW! Huge thumbs up! And they’ll say, ‘Wow! He’s having a great day!’”[/quote]
Klip,he leads the life we mortal men only dream of. His stories are things of legend even a mere mortal could not imagine them.
I hereby nominate Klip, I look forward to his legendary stories.