This supplement actually exists. It’s a combination of horny goat weed, tribulus and maca and is supposed to give Nick Manning-like virility with Peter North, umm, volume.
I can’t imagine any self-respecting male having this in his medicine cabinet.
“Honey, I’m going out for awhile…anything you need?”
“Let me think…spinach, eggs, get some beef if it’s on sale…oh, and some EJACULOID!!”
Anyone seen some other funny/ridiculous supplement names out there?
You’d be surprised at how well Ejaculoid sells. Guys are so embarrassed about it though, if me and a female coworker are on register and I’m with someone, they’ll wait for me to finish instead of going to her (who’s got no one on line).
Other favorites: CARNIVOR (the blue-raspberry flavored beef protein, rofl) and WHITE FLOOD (seriously? its not even an ejaculoid competitor, just a pre workout)
Also, muscle maker sandwiches are fucking delicious.