I started talking to a girl in my chem 2 class today and she says "hey, I think I saw you in class today. Were you eating celery?" Yup. Pretty sure I was the only guy in the room eating celery, the most unlean piece of beef imaginable, and 4 oz. of chicken.
As for my worst meal, it would have to be taking straight flax oil. straight coconut oil might have been worse, but it's been a good year and a half since I did that, so I don't remember it as vividly as the flax.