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Funniest Mad TV Skits

Whats everyone favorite mad tv skits?? These are my 2 favorites

dragon hunter 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZqoh2aUW7g

abercrombie skit - http://youtube.com/results?search_query=abercrombie+skit&search_type=

Almost every skit with Will Sasso in it is fucking hilarious.

The two that stick out in my mind though I can’t find on the youtube

There was one where a family was having Thanksgiving dinner, and the father couldn’t stop eating, and everytime the wife would say “who wants seconds” or some shit, the father would start screaming and go nuts… I remember laughing my balls off.

Another was the one with the father who couldn’t stop masturbating, his wife confronted him about it, then the camera would close up on his face and he gets this goofy look… Oh man, that shit was funny.

Rudolph The Godfather
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-qM78XinyE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lEumZuJXqYM&feature=related

Abercrombie is my all time favorite. I like sharin’ it with lady friends that frequent that place. “Abercrombie is about going to the old pool house and doing laps with your best buds from the lacrosse team, and shaving each other’s legs for speed, and each other’s nads for fun.”

[quote]AssClown wrote:
Abercrombie is my all time favorite. I like sharin’ it with lady friends that frequent that place. “Abercrombie is about going to the old pool house and doing laps with your best buds from the lacrosse team, and shaving each other’s legs for speed, and each other’s nads for fun.”[/quote]

Great line…
I forget the exact wording but my favorite line goes something like this - last night i went to go play rugby with 13 of my guy friends and my girl friend… then my girlfriend split and we all gave each other handjobs

Man : Hello, hey, uh where are your cargo pants?

Dutch : We’re out.

Man : Are you sure?

Carpenter : Yeah!

Man : But Abercrombie and Fitch always has—

Storm : Dude, we don’t have em’. Bye! (Laughs)

Carpenter : But we do have cargo pants.

Dutch : But we told him we didn’t.

Storm : Oh we just messed with his mind.

(All men highfive eachother)

(Pregnant woman enters the store) (Crowd laughs)

Carpenter : Uh-oh! Fat lady at two-o-clock.

Dutch : That’s nothin bro. She’s not fat, she’s pregnant.

Storm : Good, cuz if she were fat we were going to have to ask her to leave.

Carpenter : I wonder what it’s like to be pregnant.

Storm : I wonder what it’s like to have a vagina.

Dutch : I wonder what it’s like to see a vagina.

Carpenter : I wonder what it’s like to want to see a vagina.

Carpenter : Well what do we do? Ignore her like we do everyone else?

Storm : No. This is an emergency. We have to check the manual.

Dutch : (reading) In case of emergency stop being snotty and help the person.

Storm : Well I don’t know how NOT to be snotty.

Dutch : Come on Storm. Abercrombie isn’t just about competing in the prep-school rigotta. It’s about being the head cocksman with both hands firmly grasping your budy’s ore.

Carpenter : Abercrombie’s about breathing in the crisp morning air with your squash partner. Then towling eachother of until you’re both mutually satisfied.

Storm : Yeah. And when the sun is setting and the enitre defensive line is on top of you, you have to suck it up and hold on to your balls.

Dutch : That’s Chill!

Carpenter : Super chill.

Dutch : So chill.

Carpenter : Did you see the vagina?

Storm : Yeah. It was worse than i could possibly imagine.

[quote]JoeG254 wrote:
Rudolph The Godfather
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-qM78XinyE
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lEumZuJXqYM&feature=related[/quote]

That was pretty funny

The psychologist skit with Bob Newhart and Mo Collins. STOP IT! Fucking classic.

Glad to see some MADTV fans, blows SNL out of the water.

The Sopranos skit is my favorite, but other notables include Abercrombie and Kenny Rogers’ Jackass.

Sopranos: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFYN8loUboA

Jackass: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D123Kr2CU4I

-dizzle

Look what I can do!

I hate to be a dick, but doesn’t a show have to be funny to have funny skits?

Stewart or the guy who pretends to be Shaq is the only thing I can stand.

[quote]A-Dizz wrote:
The Sopranos skit is my favorite, but other notables include Abercrombie and Kenny Rogers’ Jackass.

Sopranos: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFYN8loUboA

Jackass: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D123Kr2CU4I

-dizzle[/quote]

sopranos skit is jokes

[quote]SSC wrote:
I hate to be a dick, but doesn’t a show have to be funny to have funny skits?

Stewart or the guy who pretends to be Shaq is the only thing I can stand.[/quote]

Yeah most of there skits suck… but they have some that are quite funny