There are alot of people that tend to be about as funny as a burning orphanage.
Now thats funny.
And yes, dollarbill44 is the funniest motherfucker here. As I mentioned in another thread, if UFOs were landing and there was a reporter on the scene giving the report on everything, DB would be the guy that notices the reporter’s fly is down.[/quote]
What are you saying, that I’m gay? Everyone’s got a camp story. That doesn’t make me gay.
As for how I got cynical, I don’t think it was one thing, rather a compilation of life letdowns, starting with the fact that I never went blind even though my mother said I would if I kept masturbating. Look at me now Mom, I’ve got my pecker in my hand and I can SEE the porn in front of me!!! Talk about losing faith in those who are infallible in your eyes
But seriously, I spent a lot of time daydreaming in school, so when I would get called on, I would be clueless about what was being discussed. It’s a hell of a lot better to say something that makes the other students laugh than it is to be ignorant and have them laugh AT you (even if it means going to visit the principal and having to touch his “magic wand” so that my parents wouldn’t have to be notified). It’s also the only way for an awkward, late(never)-blooming, scrawny, brace-face to get noticed by girls.
I appreciate the nominations, it’s what makes me keep at it. Otherwise, I would take the “Biggest Troll” nomination from deSleeplijn and go terrorize another site with a much darker persona. Kind of like those comic book villains that wanted to be a superhero before something turned them to the dark side (like what must have happened with Apayne - my nominee for funniest on here). Either that or I would have to do some work at my desk.
So, I will take this as encouragement to continue to be distracted from developing my body as I try to keep my wit sharp and stay funny. The drawback is that I don’t think you can be consistently funny AND get big. At least that’s the excuse I’m going with. Then again, maybe it has something to do with eating and sleeping more.
In the end, if you want to get big, train with big people. If you want to be funny, hang around with funny people, watch funny movies, read funny things.
Oh, and Chrismcl, either your fly is down or you have a pig in a blanket stuck to your pants (I just hate uncircumcised penises).